Why does choking the turkey make you so hungry?

[Milhouse]

Beating the meat
Spanking the monkey
Throbbin and Bobbin
Unloading the Shotgun
Pulling the Purple headed Monster
Washing your hands( no mom don't come in I am washing my hands)
Rubbing the chubby
Massagin the Muscle
Rub n Tug
Bopping the Baloney
Hurting your Ham

 

[Warik]

Every time I pull the pin...

Why would you compare your "turkey" to a pin?

-Warik

 

[satanic goatslayer]

By any chance, do you smoke turkey?

 

[May1010]

By any chance, do you smoke turkey?

Damn! I'm hilarious sometimes.




SG