Why do fat people's shorts...

[Mr. dB]

...always pull up in the middle like this guy's?

 

[miplank]

cuz they gotta get the waistband over their front butt

 

[miplank]

next question...

 

[Captain FT]

Is that Puddles?

 

[Captain FT]

Lol at the fucking camcorder strapped around his neck.

 

[miplank]

not one person in that family has ankles

 

[Captain FT]

Lol that guys shorts are amazing. Just zoomed in on his crotch (yes I did fuck right off) it's like a black hole, it's mind boggling.

 

[mrplunkey]

I just hope a $10.00/hour non-smoking non-drinking worker somewhere can subsidized him and his family's health care.

 

[SpyWizard]

child abuse is never funny...

 

[pdaddyII]

What a fucking mess

 

[jnevin]

I bet those shorts are pleated before he puts them on.

 

[dusteefartz]

I lol'd

 

[mrplunkey]

Behold Sonic's Peanut Butter Bacon Shake (pick3 repost) -- at 1,700+ Calories (those are always under-stated):

I wonder if they're offering it in Ireland, Japan, Sweden, Russia or Brazil?

And then ask yourself: Why does it only work in the US?

Then ask yourself: Do we really want to shift money from the pockets of people who don't look like the pictures in the original post to people who do look like that, or do we?

 

[-SD-]

Behold Sonic's Peanut Butter Bacon Shake (pick3 repost) -- at 1,700+ Calories (those are always under-stated):

I wonder if they're offering it in Ireland, Japan, Sweden, Russia or Brazil?

And then ask yourself: Why does it only work in the US?

Then ask yourself: Do we really want to shift money from the pockets of people who don't look like the pictures in the original post to people who do look like that, or do we?

We do because he was reelected

 

[Soulthief]

I count seven chins. The little girl still has a fighting chance.

 

[Soulthief]

And the mom is apparently retaining a lot of gravy in her left leg. Wtf?

 

[Mr. dB]

Then ask yourself: Do we really want to shift money from the pockets of people who don't look like the pictures in the original post to people who do look like that, or do we?

You mean like we do with insurance?

 

[mrplunkey]

You mean like we do with insurance?

Are you referring to the voluntary kind or insurance where the premiums are collected through the barrel of a gun?

 

[Mr. dB]

Are you referring to the voluntary kind or insurance where the premiums are collected through the barrel of a gun?

Either one. We're already paying for these people, either way.

 

[1armedscissor]

Maybe his balls were hungry?

 

[mrplunkey]

Either one. We're already paying for these people, either way.

Voluntary insurance is fine.

When it isn't voluntary anymore, it's a problem.

 

[pdaddyII]

Maybe his balls were hungry?

Drop the fucking attitude asshole

 

[Oatmeal12]

Maybe his balls were hungry?

Lmao hahahaha

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[Dial_tone]

Clearly ya'll are skinny bitches that haven't been properly introduced to a squat rack. That happens to muscular guys also.

 

[nangiggles]

Clearly ya'll are skinny bitches that haven't been properly introduced to a squat rack. That happens to muscular guys also.

My booty does that to me , I can't wear short dresses cuz they look fine in the front but they hike up in the Back

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[Dial_tone]

My booty does that to me , I can't wear short dresses cuz they look fine in the front but they hike up in the Back

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Pics we can spank to or that post was useless.

 

[1armedscissor]

Drop the fucking attitude asshole

Whoa! You know how you get when your balls are hungry, here's a snickers.

 

[nangiggles]

Whoa! You know how you get when your balls are hungry, here's a snickers.

I laughed

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