Why do dogs like to chew up your socks?

[biteme]

Of all the clothes in the basket, they always choose my socks. Nothing of hers, only my socks. They steal them out of the laundry basket and I find them outside all chewed up. Has happened several times. I'm ready to kill the fuckers.

 

[biteme]

Of all the clothes in the basket, they always choose my socks. Nothing of hers, only my socks. They steal them out of the laundry basket and I find them outside all chewed up. Has happened several times. I'm ready to kill the fuckers.

Needtogetas, you fucking moron

 

[OMEGA]

hahaha

 

[solidspine]

Dogs are secretively
Preppy and don’t want you to wear socks,
it’s a New England thing,
the rest of us just don’t get it.

 

[Smurfy]

I had a dog who would incessantly eat underwear and tissue

 

[medical]

Dogs also eat shit. You do the math, bro.

 

[PICK3]

Because jnevin puts peanut butter on his ... oh! you said socks not cocks.