Why do aliens predominantly harrass rednecks?

[Sub-Zero]

it seems discriminatory to me

 

[chazk]

Rednecks like being fondled

 

[nimbus]

because they compete for farming jobs

 

[chazk]

because they compete for farming jobs

I thought the thread was asking about why alien abductions always seem to happen to rednecks .

Some toothless wonder was on a ufo t.v episode blabbing about how a spaceship took him away. The aliens used a device to suck out all his semen from his ball sack . Then dropped him back and time stood still.
His wife was passed out drunk and the kids were at their real dads house so no one ever saw it but him.

 

[nimbus]

I thought the thread was asking about why alien abductions always seem to happen to rednecks .

Some toothless wonder was on a ufo t.v episode blabbing about how a spaceship took him away. The aliens used a device to suck out all his semen from his ball sack . Then dropped him back and time stood still.
His wife was passed out drunk and the kids were at their real dads house so no one ever saw it but him.

it is; i was just trollin for some lollin

 

[Sub-Zero]

I thought the thread was asking about why alien abductions always seem to happen to rednecks .

Some toothless wonder was on a ufo t.v episode blabbing about how a spaceship took him away. The aliens used a device to suck out all his semen from his ball sack . Then dropped him back and time stood still.
His wife was passed out drunk and the kids were at their real dads house so no one ever saw it but him.

i wish aliens would suck the semen from my ball sack

 

[guest username]

Some toothless wonder

You figured it out right there... aliens like rednecks because when they bite, their gums can't hurt.

 

[PICK3]

i wish aliens would suck the semen from my ball sack

wtf???

 

[-SD-]

Im waiting for a UFO to drop down into Greenwich Village or SOHO in NYC and abduct some trendy hipsters sipping on their lattes. Im not going to hold my breath for that though.