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Why can't women...

You'll never get them to put the seat back up...but...eventually, if you ignore their pleas long enough, you can break their spirit and they won't bother asking you to put it down anymore.
 
Seat up OR Seat down? BOTH ARE WRONG!

Close the LID!!!

When you flush with it open, it sprays a fine mist of germs all over everything within 6 feet of the toilet, which is a freakin' nasty thought. :sick:

Plus, it looks better closed.
 
lamamacita said:
FitFossil hit the nail on the head. That is nasty (6 ft.)? My bathroom is probably 5x4ft. Uggghhh!
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nice avatar....I love pink on a woman and nothing makes me happier than a womans ass.
 
strongsmartsexy said:
put the toilet seat UP after going to the bathroom like civilized people can?
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I guess it is just a genetic defect. Sort of the way we can not burp like longshoreman, scratch ourselves shamelessly even though we know damned well EVERYONE is looking, play video games for hours on end, don't think it is sexy to fart and hold our guy's head under the covers, or lose our hardons when we feel intimidated.

:qt:
 
Werd said:
I guess it is just a genetic defect. Sort of the way we can not burp like longshoreman, scratch ourselves shamelessly even though we know damned well EVERYONE is looking, play video games for hours on end, don't think it is sexy to fart and hold our guy's head under the covers, or lose our hardons when we feel intimidated.

:qt:
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I would never lose a hardon for you dear!
 
Werd said:
Even if I farted and held your head under the cover?! :worried:

Now that is true lust! :supercool
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Holy shit, you can't be a female Werd! No female I have ever known would say something like that ;)
 
if your hose is to short, and your pump is to weak, stand a little closer or you will piss on the seat.
 
Good thread for me to complain about women who pee all over the damn toilet seat in public bathrooms and then leave it.

Girls/women if you are going to attempt the hover method, aim for the water.
 
bluepeter said:
Holy shit, you can't be a female Werd! No female I have ever known would say something like that ;)
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I bet Anya would! :verygood:

And I agree with the females peeing all over the toilet seat thing, Anya. Just because they are not at home, doesn't give them the right to act like men! LOL
 
Werd said:
Even if I farted and held your head under the cover?! :worried:

Now that is true lust! :supercool
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You'd have to take it in the butt after that.
 
My thought is - I need the seat down 100% of the time, he needs it down 50% of the time, and I clean the damn thing 100% of the time, so I think I win - the seat should be down! But even that doesn't work, he still won't put the seat down.... so my revenge is to drop it as hard as I can everytime I have to put it down, even if that happens to be in the middle of the night and it will wake him up with the loud sound of the crash! :)
 
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