why can't I be stalked ?

[chazk]

I only have one friend. No one posting nasty notes on my profile , No one seems to be making a alter to stalk me .
What's a guy gotta do to get some action
I wouldnt mind someone driving by my house at night
someone to call and hangup on me
someone to breath in the phone
someone to leave me letters on my car window
I promise i be scared , I do everything I need to do to make you want to stalk me , just someone throw a knife in my door , someone offer to love me to death.

Man I feel so unwanted and left out

I am yours for the taking

 

[lartinos]

They probably think you're a juicer so they're scared. I doubt anyone at the dog park fucks with you either, lol.

 

[hog#head#cheese]

LOL at op trolling for homo's

 

[chazk]

They probably think you're a juicer so they're scared. I doubt anyone at the dog park fucks with you either, lol.

LOL thanks man , I never thought of that maybe someone wants to stalk me but is afraid to stalk me . I have a high cheekbone I have been told it always makes me look angry untill I smile.
So maybe that is it i need to act helpless , i smiled at a grocery clerk she was kinda weird fat with glass. Maybe she will pick up on the signals that I am looking for a good stalker to play games with

 

[chazk]

I could use a good car chase trying to loose someone following me. I could also get off on a rock being throw through a window while I sleep.
I think the best would be to be in a grocery store leave the cart for a few minutes and come back to pick up my grocery list and the stalker has replaced it with a threat . That would be the shit right their in public , the adrenaline would be so high i'd be watching over my shoulder and looking outside for the stalker.
Then the stalker beats me to my house and unlocks the door for me , making me wonder did I lock the door or not , or was someone in my home while I was gone. Man what a rush

 

[lartinos]

I had an old professor who told me he had a stalker. I was like, "that's so cool".
He looked at me seriously and said it wasn't cool at all, lol. I guess he moved and this girl found out where he lived and she would follow him. He taught criminology and had all kinds of weird crimes committed against him. I'm going to start a new thread about stalking...

 

[stephen4327]

ive ran from the cops before, it was a good rush. i got away

 

[chazk]

Comeon you lazy fuckers ... a nasty pm from a alter would do for now , then we can move into the internet exchange of words, the late night calls, planting panties in my car to make my wife get upset, rotten fruit mailed to my house .
We can start off slow if you are new to stalking I'll be gentle

 

[the_clockwork]

why make an alter?

you are a douchebag. end your life but before you do... go back and delete all your posts because we don't want to accidently read one and remember you

 

[Arabian]

Ive got a newbie named Humble Pride thats stalking me..

 

[Smurfy]

i think you need to post pics of your manjunk in order to get that kind of attention

 

[chazk]

why make an alter?

you are a douchebag. end your life but before you do... go back and delete all your posts because we don't want to accidently read one and remember you

Now we are talking!
the clockwork why would you say suck horrible things , I know you were never held enough as a child and neglected by the welfare system as a result the example of a unwanted adult in todays society.
But I will be your friend as long as you promise to never leave and always be their for me.

 

[chazk]

i think you need to post pics of your manjunk in order to get that kind of attention

will this do one manjunk comming up !
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[EnderJE]

Tell you what. PM me your number and I"ll get the stalkers to fawn over you.

 

[Arabian]

Okay., Ill stalk you and when I find you Ill G - bomb you... Get ready ,set Go... go hide and I will count to 10... here we go 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,her I come..

 

[AztecWarrior]

Puddles is a stalker for sure. I'd wish he bother you instead of me. Let's make the trade. PM leave me alone and stalk this guy.

 

[Arabian]

Hey flirt with that guy Humble Pride.. and get him to start sending you his cawk pictures instead of me.. Please I beg you .. I will give you plenty of K if you will wink at this weirdo and make him stalk you instead of me..

 

[Creepusmaximus]

I get side tracked to easy to be a stalker. I use to tell girl's that was going to stalk them and I just never could pull it off. Something would wander by me and off to stalk someone else. I did have a co worker say I was a terrible stalker and I needed to step it up a bit. When the stalked wants to be stalked it kind of takes the fun out of it.

 

[Smurfy]

I get side tracked to easy to be a stalker. I use to tell girl's that was going to stalk them and I just never could pull it off. Something would wander by me and off to stalk someone else. I did have a co worker say I was a terrible stalker and I needed to step it up a bit. When the stalked wants to be stalked it kind of takes the fun out of it.

so shoud I play hard to get?

 

[AztecWarrior]

I wouldn't be a good stalker cause I'd do this.

 

[chazk]

ok guys I think I might have some potental stalkers from the last few post , I will back off a little bit and make the stalkers come to me.
If someone wants to stalk me I want to see some clever stalking going on.
So right now I'll play it cool and ignore the potential stalkers making them fascinated with me and want me

 

[nefertiti]

will this do one manjunk comming up !
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Whoa, I was not expecting that to actually be a picture of penis.

 

[chazk]

Whoa, I was not expecting that to actually be a picture of penis.

hey sometimes you have to show a little skin to get some action.

 

[*ebony*]

i wouldn't be a good stalker cause i'd do this.

lol

 

[Creepusmaximus]

so shoud I play hard to get?

Yes.

 

[blueta2]

What is that hanging off your sack?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

What is that hanging off your sack?

Yikes. I didn't look at the picture, please don't say whatever is going on. My health teacher gave me life long visuals of genital herpes. I don't need any more.