Why can't barbers...

[EnderJE]

...ever comb you hair?

Right after my hair cut, the guy tries to comb my hair, but ends up making me look like some mob boss because he used too much Brillcream. What gives?

Just give me the fucking comb!

 

[The_Ghost]

I can't help ya with this one!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I cut my own hair

 

[BileStew]

Is this another callout thread to SpongeBob?

 

[KillahBee]

I take offense to "mob boss" and ethnic slurring.

 

[*MissFit*]

Try paying a few extra buks and go to a real salon

 

[EnderJE]

I take offense to "mob boss" and ethnic slurring.

What? You look like a Triad member?