why buy the cow when...

[FISHTALES]

For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire PIG, just to get a little sausage.

 

[jerkbox]

yeah right

 

[onerepmaximum]

Yes, but I heard that there is this one girl whose milkshake brings the boys to the yard.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

fuckingm whores

 

[Deterass]

For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire PIG, just to get a little sausage.

80%
...............did you just come up with those numbers?

 

[FISHTALES]

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80%
...............did you just come up with those numbers?

hell no, It was just an e-mail

 

[onerepmaximum]

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hell no, It was just an e-mail

If it was on the internet, it was definitely true.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire PIG, just to get a little sausage.

Fish, this was posted by a female just a couple weeks ago. Gymgurl or Klueless I think. Why are you making geigh comments like this Pig and Sausage routine?

 

[FISHTALES]

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Fish, this was posted by a female just a couple weeks ago. Gymgurl or Klueless I think. Why are you making geigh comments like this Pig and Sausage routine?

so all the bors see what the enemy is thinking

 

[onerepmaximum]

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so all the bors see what the enemy is thinking

You should change it up one them and instead of a little sausage, give them a kielbasa.

 

[HumorMe]

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If it was on the internet, it was definitely true.

For sure!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

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You should change it up one them and instead of a little sausage, give them a kielbasa.

LMAO @ Kielbasa!!

Fishtales, it sounded like this was your perspective nopt a "heads up". lol sorry bro.

 

[velvett]

For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire PIG, just to get a little sausage.

AMEN!












nitrates give me a headache anyway

 

[-SD-]

That will never become a time honored cliche like "why buy the cow..." because women will always want marriage more than men, thereby most men will try to get the maximum benefits of a relationship with a woman without marrying her.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Nice avatar FISH!

 

[FISHTALES]

Nice avatar FISH!

special thanks - alien amp pharm

 

[velvett]

That will never become a time honored cliche like "why buy the cow..." because women will always want marriage more than men, thereby most men will try to get the maximum benefits of a relationship with a woman without marrying her.

That variable is directly related to how much money she makes from her own career (providing she has one) and her desire for children (or rather the lack thereof).

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

velvett = cold as ice (in a good way)

 

[PHATchik]

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If it was on the internet, it was definitely true.

I was just thinking the same thing.


BTW, my two cents on this one. If I just wanted the sausage, I could get that anytime I wanted. A ring on my finger is a bit harder to achieve.

 

[the nature boy]

why are they comparing women with cows in that analogy. it's not favorable to the women IMO.

 

[velvett]

velvett = cold as ice (in a good way)

I'm afraid I can be tad frosty.

 

[alien amp pharm]

A ring on my finger is a bit harder to achieve.

how about a collar on the neck?
I could tie you up in the kitchen along with full access to the laundry room.

 

[PHATchik]

how about a collar on the neck?
I could tie you up in the kitchen along with full access to the laundry room.

See, that's what I meant to say when I accidentally put ring on my finger. Thanks for correcting my silly mistake. `

 

[bran987]

no way 80% are against.
it that were true there'd be a lot less divorces cause both the man and women would ACTUALLY be ready when it happened.

and debeers would go out of business

 

[spin721]

Chillin' at the Holidae Inn.....

 

[Sebby]

How do you turn a fox into a hippo?

Marry it.

 

[tiger88]

Yes, but I heard that there is this one girl whose milkshake brings the boys to the yard.

LOL



LOL





lol

 

[-SD-]

That variable is directly related to how much money she makes from her own career (providing she has one) and her desire for children (or rather the lack thereof).

Of course. But given the demographics of women, even though they are "progressing", the vast majority still make less than men and still want children more than men do.

 

[velvett]

Of course. But given the demographics of women, even though they are "progressing", the vast majority still make less than men and still want children more than men do.

Agreed, albeit "progressing" sounds rather condescending from you and I'm just gonna leave that as a location thing being that Texas is "debutant" state.

But I know a lot of men that want babies and would never admit it publically and men that already have a child (within a marriage) are baby wanna making machines.

 

[Werd]

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If it was on the internet, it was definitely true.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I read all kinds of shit on the internet and dammit... that makes it true!


(I dunno, I read shit like this all the time. Sorta makes ya wonder, no?)

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I read all kinds of shit on the internet and dammit... that makes it true!


(I dunno, I read shit like this all the time. Sorta makes ya wonder, no?)

You talking to 1rep broly?

 

[Werd]

I was echoing his sentiments.... My sarcasm sometimes gets the better part of me.

It never ceases to amaze me how many dumbassed motherfuckers on the web continue to show their lack of intellect by saying, "Well, I read it on the web so it must be true!"

1rep is a smart guy. Too bad there aren't more like him....

 

[Fragadelic]

Why buy the cow....


When the fina is 32 bucks a cart

 

[Werd]

Agreed, albeit "progressing" sounds rather condescending from you and I'm just gonna leave that as a location thing being that Texas is "debutant" state.

But I know a lot of men that want babies and would never admit it publically and men that already have a child (within a marriage) are baby wanna making machines.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Why on earth would a man actually want a baby? They are smelly, messy and a lot of work, only bring pain and suffering in every imaginable way (and even ways that much to the shegrin of the parents are totally unimaginable!).

Only women are dumb enough to actually want to bring that on themselves. Hell, let's not even discuss what it does to one's body. The thought of lactation is enough to make me run for the hills screaming! Shit, I have a bone to pick with mother nature for picking my gender to be the ones who get to menstruate!

OH JOY!