Why are all "Color Guards" fat and repulsive?

[sawastea]

No matter where I've gone, they're fat. What gives? Is that a requirement?

 

[HiDnGoD]

'cause they're all old soldiers who have served with distinction, & have subsequently have been enjoying the toasts of their peers waaaaaaaaaaaay to much

 

[sawastea]

Actually the 'color guards' are in high school and in college.

 

[needtogetaas]

lol.i was color gaird at fort lee.
what you saying bro.