Whose cell phone is this? (WTF????)

[big_bad_buff]

my buddy at the gym found a cell phone in a parking lot the other day, so he looked on it and found a number names "home" so he thought he would call to give the phone back to them. this is how the conversation went.

rang 5 times(wanting to leave a massage)

unknown picks up: who is this?

mark: yeah i found a cell phone and I figured I'd call the home number, did you lose your cell?

unknown: who is this?

mark: well who is this?

unknown: don't worry about who this is, I need that phone, worry about that.

mark: ummm ok?

unknown: were are you?

mark: 7th street

unknown: well that's a big road my friend, why don't you stay put and tell me exactly where your at?

mark: well i'd like to know who you are before i tell you were i'm at.

unknown: and i'd like to stick to what's important like getting my phone back. that phones not your business, do you understand this?

mark: what the fuck dude?! click(hung-up)

 

[HANSEL]

Throw that dicks phone in the trash....he should be grateful

 

[gettinlarger]

Ha, what a prick. I'd just leave it there. After I pissed on it.

 

[distanced]

give the phone to the cops and watch the news for the next few days

enough said

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

I just like that line, "don't worry about who this is, I need that phone, worry about that." It sounds like something from the Jerky Boys.

 

[AAP]

I would keep that phone and start calling every motherfucker on there and leaving fucked up drug and gay-coming-out messages.

I would call all tearful looking for my boyfriend who left his phone behind after getting a royal plundering in the rear.

 

[gettinlarger]

I would keep that phone and start calling every motherfucker on there and leaving fucked up drug and gay-coming-out messages.

I would call all tearful looking for my boyfriend who left his phone behind after getting a royal plundering in the rear.

 

[duritz]

call him again and keep taunting him
do it over and over again

make a game out of it

 

[big_bad_buff]

I would keep that phone and start calling every motherfucker on there and leaving fucked up drug and gay-coming-out messages.

I would call all tearful looking for my boyfriend who left his phone behind after getting a royal plundering in the rear.

i told my buddy to tell the prick $500 for the phone

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I would keep that phone and start calling every motherfucker on there and leaving fucked up drug and gay-coming-out messages.

I would call all tearful looking for my boyfriend who left his phone behind after getting a royal plundering in the rear.

LMAO!!!

 

[AAP]

For the next three days, that phone would be my very best friend. I would take it everywhere. I would take pictures of that phone on it's "Vacation".

 

[fogg88]

I would be pissed if someone had my phone... I'd be pissed off enough to even attack the person who had my phone, and then lick my phone afterwards.

LOL!! Who was that??!! I'll give you... no, wait... AAP will give you $100 if you find that old thread and post a link!

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I would be pissed if someone had my phone... I'd be pissed off enough to even attack the person who had my phone, and then lick my phone afterwards.

 

[big_bad_buff]

lol


http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=175600

ahahahahah i remember that thread aap got raped by some crazy dude

 

[Toozee]

I'm sure there's a few over seas numbers that need to be tested.

 

[bwood]

how did i miss that aap thread???

nothing like face kicking...

 

[AAP]

I have a new phone now.