Who's single and who's taken????

[habitualhealth]

oh dayum...I'm sorry. I take it back! I take it back! Can I please have my present now????

i was just going to call and talk to you for hours...i just don't think you deserve that now after such a remark.

 

[beefcake28]

i was just going to call and talk to you for hours...i just don't think you deserve that now after such a remark.

Nobody deserves that kind of punishment...

 

[The Shadow]

you called her a pole smoking ho earlier.....does that count??

 

[habitualhealth]

Nobody deserves that kind of punishment...

you hush, i have pants with your name on my butt.

 

[gotmilk]

you called her a pole smoking ho earlier.....does that count??

Only in horseshoes and hand grenades. I heard she once sucked a golf ball thru a garden hose...and swallowed it whole.

 

[beefcake28]

you hush, i have pants with your name on my butt.

 

[habitualhealth]

true story.


well, minus the "28"....and that'd just be real stalkerish.

 

[chilidog0425]

i have pants with my screen name printed across the front.

minus the 0425 of course.


not a true story.

 

[habitualhealth]

i have pants with my screen name printed across the front.

minus the 0425 of course.


not a true story.

your story is rather original. tell me more.

 

[chilidog0425]

i have this dog and he lives in my pants....his name is chili.

he wanted to have his name printed out front, you know,,,,like "The Smiths" wood carving hanging on the front porch.