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United we stand, and get naked, United we fall, and jump in the sack together!!
Can I hear a OOOOooooohhh AAAAaaaaaawwwwww??
Can I hear a OOOOoooohhh YYYYyyyaaaaaa??
 
If you're naked under your kilt, you're a whore.
May we welcome you into the Whore Community.


Scotsman said:
Can a guy in a kilt ask what is going on here?
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ima man-whore, azia's lady whore............we can knock down all yall.
 
It's about time the whores Of Elite united. Hopefully I will be able to produce your up and cumming flick. I just need help with the name. Schindler's Fist, The Hunt for Pink October, Intercourse with the Vampire, Jurassic Pork, Pulp Friction, Edward Penisehands Good Will Humping, Porn on the 4th of July, and Headbangers Balls are on my list.
 
I am the whore of all whores......i come from Whoresconsin....a town called Whoreford. Mommakin.....you are my bitch....now bow down and gimme some tongue!
 
you forgot to add Fister, Forrest Hump, Black Holes/White Poles, and my favorite Gangbang Grannies to your movies
 
Damn where's TripleV and Supergirl at on these threads....haha j/k
 
Selfish whores and Sluts are allowed, yes.
We do not discriminate.
 
You don't have to be invited....it's a given you're involved in our smut infested community.......
:p :p :p :p


Shrebly said:
Who called the whorefest and didn't shoot me an invite?
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Yes, and only the best whores will be allowed entry.....
entry into alot of spots

vixenbabe said:
God there is some great company up in this club.....
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Finally, my slut filled self has found a place to call home. <sigh>
 
My contibution to the filth pool...

Satin Angels [1992]... "home grown" porn starring someone who is a member of the Elite Fitness board.
 
pauly said:
Finally, my slut filled self has found a place to call home. <sigh>
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Pauly,

Is that a Ding Dong in your pants or are you just really really happy to be here?


:D
 
Originally posted by Shrebly
My contibution to the filth pool...

Satin Angels [1992]... "home grown" porn starring someone who is a member of the Elite Fitness board.

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LMAO..I LOVE IT!
 
Slice of Peach2 said:



I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you need practice. Lots of it. :p
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I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. The thing is I've never been with a girl over a deuce and a half. I wish some man dared to go where no man has went before me and would've sketched a map to your love button. The problem that night was the fact that I had over a case of beer, a tab of acid, and 1/4 ounce of some skunk running through my system. This ultimately led to me giving up after the 6th roll of flab prevented me access to your clitoris. Although had it not been for my previous indulgences that night, I would never have found myself in that position to begin with. :p
 
Latimer said:


I'm sorry, you're absolutely right. The thing is I've never been with a girl over a deuce and a half. I wish some man dared to go where no man has went before me and would've sketched a map to your love button. The problem that night was the fact that I had over a case of beer, a tab of acid, and 1/4 ounce of some skunk running through my system. This ultimately led to me giving up after the 6th roll of flab prevented me access to your clitoris. Although had it not been for my previous indulgences that night, I would never have found myself in that position to begin with. :p
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I hate to tell you this too, that wasn't me. I have no rolls of flab, so, with that deduction, you must have been with your other girlfriend, Bertha.

However, blow up my cell and I will give you a lesson in oral. You can practive all night long if that is what it takes. Jeez! The things I am willing to do for education. :D
 
Shrebly said:



Pauly,

Is that a Ding Dong in your pants or are you just really really happy to be here?


:D
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If you went to Pics of Men earlier you'd a seen it unrobed. I accidently put it on their instead of another one. someone got mad at me so i took it down.
 
Slice of Peach2 said:


I hate to tell you this too, that wasn't me. I have no rolls of flab, so, with that deduction, you must have been with your other girlfriend, Bertha.

However, blow up my cell and I will give you a lesson in oral. You can practive all night long if that is what it takes. Jeez! The things I am willing to do for education. :D
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I'm pretty sure it was you. I'll have to double check with Big Bertha though. I just hit up her belt, but she's probably at the Big Boy breakfast buffet still.
 
pauly said:


If you went to Pics of Men earlier you'd a seen it unrobed. I accidently put it on their instead of another one. someone got mad at me so i took it down.
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Umm, yeah, right. Accident. Tee hee. It was an accident only after your girlfriend saw it, you got your butt whipped, didn't you? :D
 
Not only did he get his butt whipped, he got no pussy for a week!


Slice of Peach2 said:



Umm, yeah, right. Accident. Tee hee. It was an accident only after your girlfriend saw it, you got your butt whipped, didn't you? :D
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twas an accident. i was tryin to put a clothed pic on but i git the labels wrong on my HARD drive. Please believe me. BTW - she won't be able to stay away for a week, i'm gettin some tonite. Now that i think about it, we haven't done it 6 days, SHIT. i'm a violate tonite fo sho.
 
pauly said:
twas an accident. i was tryin to put a clothed pic on but i git the labels wrong on my HARD drive. Please believe me. BTW - she won't be able to stay away for a week, i'm gettin some tonite. Now that i think about it, we haven't done it 6 days, SHIT. i'm a violate tonite fo sho.
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You mean you haven't learned proper file naming yet? Jeez, Pauly. Next time name the peepee pics "peepee1, peepee2" etc. :D
 
Originally posted by pauly
twas an accident. i was tryin to put a clothed pic on but i git the labels wrong on my HARD drive. Please believe me. BTW - she won't be able to stay away for a week, i'm gettin some tonite. Now that i think about it, we haven't done it 6 days, SHIT. i'm a violate tonite fo sho.
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BOO! LOL...I been without for a week myself...Hubby getting home tonight and he's gonna be my bitch for sure too...
 
Slice of Peach2 said:



You mean you haven't learned proper file naming yet? Jeez, Pauly. Next time name the peepee pics "peepee1, peepee2" etc. :D
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Exactly, i put cock on instead of cock1. harmless accident. now she won't talk to me. anyone wanna hang out tonite? I'll be by myself looks like.
 
vixenbabe said:
Originally posted by pauly
twas an accident. i was tryin to put a clothed pic on but i git the labels wrong on my HARD drive. Please believe me. BTW - she won't be able to stay away for a week, i'm gettin some tonite. Now that i think about it, we haven't done it 6 days, SHIT. i'm a violate tonite fo sho.
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BOO! LOL...I been without for a week myself...Hubby getting home tonight and he's gonna be my bitch for sure too...
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Did he catch anything? You better take care of him tonite, 5 times at least.
 
We'll make you one for real...don't worry....


HelenSL said:
Do you have to be a whore? Is it enough if you've been thought one??? :rolleyes:

-helen
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Originally posted by pauly


Did he catch anything? You better take care of him tonite, 5 times at least.

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As a matter of fact.....I JUST un-loaded his Fed-Ex'd, frozen deer meat into OUR freezer. Cost him $145.00 to have it sent from Wyo. to Ohio.

Don't worry..He'll be good to me tonight...NO WORRIES!
 
vixenbabe said:
Originally posted by pauly


Did he catch anything? You better take care of him tonite, 5 times at least.

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As a matter of fact.....I JUST un-loaded his Fed-Ex'd, frozen deer meat into OUR freezer. Cost him $145.00 to have it sent from Wyo. to Ohio.

Don't worry..He'll be good to me tonight...NO WORRIES!
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a hundred and foty five dollaz!! good LAWD that' s a lot of money! Venison is soooooo yummy.
 
MommaKin said:
We'll make you one for real...don't worry....
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If it's not too late already ;):rolleyes: :o

Remember this is not the first discussion board I've been posting on where sex is discussed.

Maybe someone else got to me first ;):D

love
Helen
 
Venison is nasty. It is gamey and tastes like liver. :sick:


Pauly, you are just going to have to be alone tonight. Poor Azia, you should send her flowers and buy her some diamonds.
 
Slice..FYI..IT TASTES GOOD IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PROCESS IT RIGHT. My man got that down to a science.

The KEY is that you DO NOT CUT into vital organs while processing it. NO GAME TASTE FROM HIS DEER. IT'S FAB AND HE CAN COOK IT LIKE A PRO...YUMMY...AND FANTASTIC CUZ IT;S LEAN !
 
pauly said:
my cock is priceless.
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All you men say that, but you know what? It really isn't. Heh-heh. You'll be on viagra when you are 40 just like all the other men.

Now, get your butt to the jewelry store! :mad:

Don't worry, Azia, I got your back. ^_~
 
Originally posted by pauly

a hundred and foty five dollaz!! good LAWD that' s a lot of money! Venison is soooooo yummy.
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Not really- when you think of what it would cost us at the store all year for that "shit" they sell now a days..Right? Well worth the $$$$
 
there are ho's on every block. this is no exception, only here they have phone sex with everybody.....
 
Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, Cat, go!

But don't you...step on my blue suede shoes!


I guess I will have to take your word for it, huh? :)
 
Slice of Peach2 said:



See? There is some sampling going on here. *dodgy*
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Pauly is speaking in third person. Now i'm not. Now he is. uh, ok.
 
Slice of Peach2 said:



See? There is some sampling going on here. *dodgy*
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Goldie, you're up on Pauly's nutz...today....better crank up the

that automatic.....water-cooled meat substitute. And venison is very good if prepared right (vixenbabe has it there), and is very lean....better than ground beef burgers. You should know this.....


:alien:
 
gymnpoppa said:


Goldie, you're up on Pauly's nutz...today....better crank up the

that automatic.....water-cooled meat substitute. And venison is very good if prepared right (vixenbabe has it there), and is very lean....better than ground beef burgers. You should know this.....


:alien:
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I am not even going to attempt to decipher this, B. :worried:

I was tainted on venison when I was married and I will not be tainted again. No, sir!

Yes, I eat soy, I like soy.

I am sticking it to Pauly today because...well, because he deserves it. :) Besides he is hitting people in the head with his ding dong.
 
Can I be the only male whore at this party.... Brings back old memories and fantasies

who aaaaaa
bass
 
HELL YEAH!!

There's enough Whores here to make a Kid Rock video :)
 
Re: HELL YEAH!!

Hannibal said:
There's enough Whores here to make a Kid Rock video :)
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yeah, and we all know, Hannibal is the biggest one here!!

Acts so innocent.......hum, but he is really THE WHORE FROM FLORIDA!!!

lol

I'm the biggest Elite whore here! Prove it you bitches! lol

J/k


:D :D :D :fro:
 
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Hannibal said:
There's enough Whores here to make a Kid Rock video :)
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Really? I thought you needed at least 30 - MK might need a few more before she makes the call to Kid Rock.
 
BRING ON THE WHORES

Shrebly said:

Really? I thought you needed at least 30 - MK might need a few more before she makes the call to Kid Rock.
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I think there are enough here for a video. More is always better, but sometimes you have to take quality over quantity:p
 
jennifer said:

yeah, and we all know, Hannibal is the biggest one here!!

Acts so innocent.......hum, but he is really THE WHORE FROM FLORIDA!!!
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When you say mean things like that it hurts my feelings
:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

:angel:
 
Re: BRING ON THE WHORES

Hannibal said:


I think there are enough here for a video. More is always better, but sometimes you have to take quality over quantity:p
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Well, if there aren;t enough for a Kid Rock video - perhaps we should start small - like home movies :D
 
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Shrebly said:

Well, if there aren;t enough for a Kid Rock video - perhaps we should start small - like home movies :D
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Well since my "nice guy" act is just that..an act. I have been found out...I am a Whore. So of course I'm game for some home movies.

:devil:
 
Honestly, what's wrong with being a whore?

Chicks who don't put out are called whores by guys that got shot down.

Chicks that spread easier than warm butter are called whores

Guys that take cash for sex are called 'man whores'.

Everyone has their own personal view on the word - personally I could think of a few other words [worse than whore] to be called.

Then again, I am a sick and twisted fucker.
 
Hannibal said:


ME TOO!! ;)
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Hey, us sick and twisted fuckers have to stick together before the tree huggers and 'share the love' peope take over and put cute Hello Kitty stickers on everything.
 
Well I guess us Elite Whores have to stick together as well...thats what makes this thread so great.

I would just like to thank our sponsor...MommaKin :)
 
why dont you bump ME instead !!!!!!!! :p

and Jenn.i'll give a run for your money girl.... :D

Hannibal...you slut!!!!!!!! :p
 
tripleV said:
why dont you bump ME instead !!!!!!!! :p

and Jenn.i'll give a run for your money girl.... :D

Hannibal...you slut!!!!!!!! :p
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I hope you said slut with a smile on your face....I'll BUMP you :p
 
tripleV said:
why dont you bump ME instead !!!!!!!! :p

and Jenn.i'll give a run for your money girl.... :D

Hannibal...you slut!!!!!!!! :p
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Bring it on wanna be whore!!

Thats right----it takes years of practice

Just wake up everyday, I say, "I will be a whore, I will be a whore"

haha, j/k

And Hannibal----

you are the "secret" whore, hiding behind your nice guy image, HUH!!!
 
jennifer said:

And Hannibal----

you are the "secret" whore, hiding behind your nice guy image, HUH!!!
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Yeah well not any more apparently...the secret must be out :(

Jennifer, BFL chick VS. tripleV

Sounds like pay per view to me....need a referee?:p
 
Sorry to say that I'm not hanging around here anymore... I loved the girls, loved the good reading, but I don't need the other forums as I have my own site I call home... maybe be rated PG but it serves it's purpose...

I'll be at muscle magazine . com Same Pitboss with a few restrictions.....

Peace all!!!

and Jenn I'm still up for Vegas!!!!
 
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