whore cupons

[TheYork]

I want a whore to suck me off, but I really can't afford it. Anyone heard of these "whore cupons" you can supposedly get? I hear if you are friends with a pimp, you can get one.

 

[dballer]

I think you get them at the strip clubs.

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[Crazier]

A whore in Vegas over the weekend offered to blow me for $200, fuck me for $300.00.

She was damn hot.

But still... no need to pay. I was drunk as shit. I would have wanted to jump out of the building if I'da done anything.

As smalls said...
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[TheYork]

I think you get them at the strip clubs.

Bro, speaking of strip clubs, I was at a joint last night.

There was just one problem though, they had this abnormally large woman doing a striptease on stage, no kidding either. She must have been atleast 300lbs of pure whale blubber. Anyway, she eventually took it all off. She didn't have on a G string, she was completley naked. So me and my buddies started putting dollar bills inbetween her rolls of fat, and they stayed in too. She only was on stage for 10 min, so I decided to go backstage and visit her once I stoped wanking my jimmy. I know the manager, I used go to college with him at LSU. Anyway, I went into her dressing room, and she was shaking her body trying to get the money to come out of her fat, it started flying out like a sprinkler. She kept shaking and all the money kept falling out, then this little midget fell out of her rolls. It got up and saw me standing there, it's jaw was down on the floor, then the midget just screamed, got up, and ran away.

I was like wtf?

 

[Paulos]

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