Who wears shoes?

[FrankRizzo]

I had to cut a couple of pieces of rubber in the shape of my foot from an old tire on the side of the road. I lashed them to my foot with the small intestine of a squirrel I found freshly smashed farther out in the middle of the road. It is amazing what you can find on the side of the road....

 

[Myo-genetic]

I was mugged by a gang of midgets who liked my golden work boots last night so no.....