who wants a dog?

[Buddy_Christ]

seriously, who wants the little bastard? i'm about ready to shoot him because he's annoying as fuck. hyperactive little bitch i tell ya. err......i mean, he's a wonderful dog and you'd love him to pieces. real playful and alert. very active and loving. great with kids.

ok, he is very active. he is great with kids. whether you'd love him or not is up to you.

i got too many damn animals in this house. i'm ready to get rid of a few. psycho mutt might need a new home. either that or i'm going to recreate the kennedy assination to test the 2nd shooter hypothesis with a live target......

 

[jerkbox]

if it's a pure bred great dane pup, i'll take him

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no, he's an aussie sheep dog mix.

you'd love him jerkbox. really. you would. you should see him do the skitzo "i wanna go out cause the neighbor's dog is outside" dance. or the "i wanna play with the cats but they hate me" dance.

i wake up at 7 am to see dumbfuck standing overtop of me. he was up on the bed looking out the window. made absolutely no sense to me why he was overtop of me because he can look out the bedroom window without getting on the bed. threw him halfway across the room. he landed on his feet.

sorry, but unless you're a hot and horny female HUMAN overtop of me when i wake up, prepare to get hurt. i'm not a morning person. bad time to piss me off.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i wake up at 7 am to see dumbfuck standing overtop of me. he was up on the bed looking out the window. made absolutely no sense to me why he was overtop of me because he can look out the bedroom window without getting on the bed. threw him halfway across the room. he landed on his feet.

.

you really need to stop beating your girlfriend bor...

 

[gymrat]

no thanks. I've got two dogs and a cat and I sure as fuck don't want anymore pets.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i've got 2 dogs and 2 cats...why do you think i'm trying to get rid of one?!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

this dog is gonna die.

he was walking through the house and decided to lift his leg to a bookbag. this dog ALWAYS lets me know when he wants out. he hasn't pissed in the house in 8 months and he's almost a year and a half old.

i now have 3 choices

- shoot him myself on state gamelands and leave his carcass there
- give him away
- take him back to the SPCA and tell them he "became overly aggressive towards my children" and let them put him down

i love animals, but this little shit is pushing me to the limit.......

 

[Sub-Zero]

yoru a dirty asshole.


learn how to treat your woman, and she wont bite back!

-speaking of woman, everyone go check out his fiiioone girly in the women section

too bad he colored out the good part

 

[Buddy_Christ]

dude, i'm gonna have her come on here and bitch slap you into next week. trust me, you WILL NOT like it.

she once punched a chick in the nose right in front of a cop. probably broke the bitch's nose too. she was gushing blood everywhere.

semi-long story, so i won't go into it. she did, however, walk away without any charges pressed against her and there was no legal action that could be taken towards her.

 

[Sub-Zero]

so basically shes hot, and cool.


why havnt you married her yet?

 

[BileStew]

so basically shes hot, and cool.


why havnt you married her yet?

lol....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

to make you think that she's still availible when she's really not.

 

[Sub-Zero]

to make you think that she's still availible when she's really not.

oh good... so last night wasnt a problem then.




OOOH SHIT I CROSSED THE LINE!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no, last night wasn't a problem. as a matter of fact, i didn't even know you were jerking off to her pictures. any time you want man, feel free, just make sure you don't get your keyboard all sticky.

 

[Sub-Zero]

can you hook me up with the special, uncoloredon, stash?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no problem.

you want the URL to her website as well? it's got more pics than just those 2, and they're more graphic. all you have to do for access is pay me $29.95/month and show proof that you are over 18 years of age.

i'm sure you'll get back to me soon.

 

[cutiepie04]

-speaking of woman, everyone go check out his fiiioone girly in the women section

too bad he colored out the good part

SublimeZM- Do you like me?

You are sweet!!!!

 

[cutiepie04]

this dog is gonna die.

he was walking through the house and decided to lift his leg to a bookbag. this dog ALWAYS lets me know when he wants out. he hasn't pissed in the house in 8 months and he's almost a year and a half old.

i now have 3 choices

- shoot him myself on state gamelands and leave his carcass there
- give him away
- take him back to the SPCA and tell them he "became overly aggressive towards my children" and let them put him down

i love animals, but this little shit is pushing me to the limit.......

he is all talk.

he loves that dog and would be very upset if something happened to him.

I will admit that he is an annoying dog that would benefit from some Prozac or something, but he is a loving dog that does try very hard. He reminds me of a four year old kid trying to make his parents happy.