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TxCollegeguy
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A 95-year old man is having his annual checkup.
The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. "I've got an eighteen-year old
bride
who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me
tell
you a story. I know of guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a
season.
But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella
instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver
in
some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella points it at the
beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM!!!! The beaver drops dead in front
of
him.
That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must
have shot that beaver."
Yep, says the Doctor, I think you are right.
The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. "I've got an eighteen-year old
bride
who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me
tell
you a story. I know of guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a
season.
But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella
instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver
in
some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella points it at the
beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM!!!! The beaver drops dead in front
of
him.
That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must
have shot that beaver."
Yep, says the Doctor, I think you are right.
