Who likes spaghetti?

[satanic goatslayer]

I do.

Few things in this world are better to me than a big bowl of spaghetti and a fork. Personally, I cut my spaghetti, so as to avoid potentially uncivilized scenes of having noodles hang from my face.

I love the look on the host's face as s/he looks over and sees you holding your fork with an overhand grip, staring at him/her and gritting your teeth.

Sometimes they run, other times they duel.

Usually it's the former, so it's always fun to set records on how fast you can catch him/her, and shove the fork deep into his/her neck.

You can mix the inevitable blood spill with a fine red wine, or even a glass of coconut milk if you desired.

Pasta.

 

[Lao Tzu]

blah. i bet you've never tasted a man's flesh. or seen a look of uncontrollable terror in his eyes as you explain your plans for him.

no.

 

[OMEGA]

cuscus

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I'm not into control, Sir nordstrom, just a good flogging/knifing etc.

yes.

 

[candygirl]

I cut my spaghetti with a fork too. I like using angel hair pasta instead.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

cuscus

 

[big4life]

Nothing is better than pasta with a homemade sauce,
and some french bread.

 

[OMEGA]

I feel the same way too

 

[vixenbabe]

Gag me with a spoon...

You had me 'til you mentioned the coconut milk... Nasty tasting stuff! EEEECKY POO !

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

 

[daised]

blah. i bet you've never tasted a man's flesh. or seen a look of uncontrollable terror in his eyes as you explain your plans for him.

no.

you scare me

 

[Milhouse]

Me making spaghetti usually involves Friday and saturday evenings at 2 am followed by me feasting, caling people I know to tell them what I think of them then going to sleep.

Vive la pasta

 

[Lao Tzu]

you scare me

i know.

 

[Stryc-9]

Some people believe spaghetti to be the ultimate aphrodisiac....

...I prefer elbow macaroni....

damn I can't spell....

 

[MommaKin]

keep your fuckin spaghetti at home on friday, ok?

Me making spaghetti usually involves Friday and saturday evenings at 2 am followed by me feasting, caling people I know to tell them what I think of them then going to sleep.

Vive la pasta

 

[Milhouse]

keep your fuckin spaghetti at home on friday, ok?

Not a problem, no stove, ground beef or sauce for miles aorund. Just make sure I dont see 7-11 because then its bad meat pattie pies for milhouse by the half dozen.

Gotta go last call is soon

 

[Frackal]

you scare me

Daised have you tried anal yet?

 

[PinK233]

Me miss spaghetti...

and bread

 

[Stryc-9]

I don't miss spaghetti so much anymore....

ah complex carbs...it was a love-hate relationship to begin with...

...and it would never let me try anal...

 

[Kryp2o]

Nothing like a little spago alimento and a some necking (with a fork) to make your night.

salute

 

[68GT350]

I agree with Nordstrom. Goat talks a lot of shit but he doesn't have the faintest idea of the utter satisfaction of truly letting the life out of someone for wronging you.

There used to be this bully when I was younger. He confronted me behind the local Krauser's Food Mart (like a 7-11) and wanted to steal my fucking jacket. He pounded my face. I took a lot of hits and tried to fight back. Fell down finally and my hand just happend upon a large peice of glass. Leaping up, I saw a glimmer in his eyes that needed to go away. It slid in past his shirt and into his belly effortlessly...and slowly, the glimmer faded. As he slowly slid down...gripping my shirt, I took off my jacket and put it over his face. I pulled it down a bit so I can see the last bit of life ebb away. I whistled a tune as I continued home that I can't remember, today...but I do remember the hell I got for "losing" my jacket.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I agree with Nordstrom. Goat talks a lot of shit but he doesn't have the faintest idea of the utter satisfaction of truly letting the life out of someone for wronging you.

There used to be this bully when I was younger. He confronted me behind the local Krauser's Food Mart (like a 7-11) and wanted to steal my fucking jacket. He pounded my face. I took a lot of hits and tried to fight back. Fell down finally and my hand just happend upon a large peice of glass. Leaping up, I saw a glimmer in his eyes that needed to go away. It slid in past his shirt and into his belly effortlessly...and slowly, the glimmer faded. As he slowly slid down...gripping my shirt, I took off my jacket and put it over his face. I pulled it down a bit so I can see the last bit of life ebb away. I whistled a tune as I continued home that I can't remember, today...but I do remember the hell I got for "losing" my jacket.

That has to be the absolute WEAKEST slaying I have ever had the misfortune to hear about.

The guy 'pounded' your face (I think he pounded something else though) and all you did was shank him with a piece of glass?

Methinks you talk a lot of shit.

Back to killing elementary.

 

[68GT350]

Life isn't as dramatic as you make it out to be. Life comes and goes in a blink of an eye.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Life isn't as dramatic as you make it out to be.

Insignificant lives aren't.

Though I must agree that life comes and goes, and for the oily mongrel on the freeway - sometimes it goes quicker than others.

 

[68GT350]

Insignificant lives aren't.

Though I must agree that life comes and goes, and for the oily mongrel on the freeway - sometimes it goes quicker than others.

I volunteer to be your next victim. Make it slow and painful. life is seriously filled with random events of complete and total misery.

Here, I'll even give you some incentive:

I saw your dad giving May1010 some serious head. He said it was a lot better action than from you.

My address is in the location portion of my avatar. I'll leave some $$$ in my pocket so you can ransack my corpse and pay for the trip. Youll have a blast. I probably have a whole bunch of organs and blood in this useless heap of flesh.

 

[Lao Tzu]

is clifton even a town? i looked it up on yahoo maps & it is about 1 mile square.

do you live on oak ridge?

BOOOO

(ps. traveling across state lines in order to commit an act of violence is punishable by 20 years in the federal pen).


you know im kidding right.

 

[68GT350]

is clifton even a town? i looked it up on yahoo maps & it is about 1 mile square.

do you live on oak ridge?

BOOOO

(ps. traveling across state lines in order to commit an act of violence is punishable by 20 years in the federal pen).


you know im kidding right.

That never stopped the goat before. Clifton is actually one of the larger towns in Passaic County. It's located between Paterson, Garfield (my old stompin ground), and Montclair.