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MarthaStewart
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As the CEO of a corporation as large as my own, and also being a driven person, I have found that it benefits both myself and the company as a whole (not to mention our fine goods), if I am very well versed in every process along the way.
Whether I am learning what the young children in my Cambodian sweatshops do everyday for their $.35 USD, or whether I step into our server racks and chat up the bright young men in there - it is imperative that I am a good listener and force myself to learn all that I can.
I am what you might call a proverbial sponge, yearning to suck what I can from life, filling with knowledge and experience.
I am Martha Stewart.
Whether I am learning what the young children in my Cambodian sweatshops do everyday for their $.35 USD, or whether I step into our server racks and chat up the bright young men in there - it is imperative that I am a good listener and force myself to learn all that I can.
I am what you might call a proverbial sponge, yearning to suck what I can from life, filling with knowledge and experience.
I am Martha Stewart.
MarthaStewart
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I really am Martha Stewart, and I know God damn well that I can drink winstrol.
I know that clambutter oil goes great on toasted French bread as well.
And to think that I am C-Ditty is an insult to my intelligence.
I know that clambutter oil goes great on toasted French bread as well.
And to think that I am C-Ditty is an insult to my intelligence.
MarthaStewart
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Tracing my IP will tell you a whole lot of nothing.
MarthaStewart
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HappyScrappy was an unoriginal half-wit.
I have been lurking for a long time, and I do work out, unlike some of you shmoes.
I am the real Martha Stewart.
I have been lurking for a long time, and I do work out, unlike some of you shmoes.
I am the real Martha Stewart.
MarthaStewart
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FFactor, you are better off focusing your energy towards areas of your life that need fufilling and don't worry yourself about me.
I am who I am, and that is Martha Stewart.
You question that which you don't understand, but instead, embrace it and let it into your heart.
Acceptance is what this board needs.
Except of the Chinese. They make me sick.
I am who I am, and that is Martha Stewart.
You question that which you don't understand, but instead, embrace it and let it into your heart.
Acceptance is what this board needs.
Except of the Chinese. They make me sick.
FreeballinDC
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Nah, not fat.
As the brothas would say "she has some meat on her bones", but that's not to imply that she's "fat"
As the brothas would say "she has some meat on her bones", but that's not to imply that she's "fat"
Nathan
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beastboy said:
Yes. She's borderline obese. I should also add that she'd look a whole lot better as a bald woman. Just the top though. She should keep her hair about shoulder length around the sides and get rid of everything above the 1" mark that resides above her ears. And she shouldn't have any orifices either. She clearly has no idea how to properly use any of them.
MarthaStewart
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While I do have my mitten waxed, I refuse to shave my head.
And I am certainly not overweight. I work out and have an extensive home gym that I have worked hard at perfecting. I use it daily.
And I am certainly not overweight. I work out and have an extensive home gym that I have worked hard at perfecting. I use it daily.
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this has satanic goatslayer all over it.
MarthaStewart
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I assure you that I would never live in Canada. Not only do their people make me sick, their play money is of little or no real value.
SG lives (lived?) in Canada.
I have houses all over the place, and they are each beautiful in their own way.
But I digress, and in the end I agree with Bullit, this more boring than church.
SG lives (lived?) in Canada.
I have houses all over the place, and they are each beautiful in their own way.
But I digress, and in the end I agree with Bullit, this more boring than church.
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Code
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Martha is my beloved black lab.
Which simply goes to show that my dog is smarter than all ya'll.
Which simply goes to show that my dog is smarter than all ya'll.
MarthaStewart
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kingjohn, insider info is all relative. I assure you that it doesn't get any more "inside" than from where I am sitting.
Every company has its ups and downs, and I admit, with the interesting media coverage I've had over the past months, we have had a slight change downward in some of the ad revenue - but I wouldn't expect that to keep up for very long.
And I hate to flaunt my wealth, but I assure you that my ventures go far beyond that and while I do enjoy the synergy that it presents, I could easily lose that side of things and still be far more wealthy than anyone here.
It is all relative.
Every company has its ups and downs, and I admit, with the interesting media coverage I've had over the past months, we have had a slight change downward in some of the ad revenue - but I wouldn't expect that to keep up for very long.
And I hate to flaunt my wealth, but I assure you that my ventures go far beyond that and while I do enjoy the synergy that it presents, I could easily lose that side of things and still be far more wealthy than anyone here.
It is all relative.
Lift Chief
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Bullit said:
Negative.
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DcupSheepNipples
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What the
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SofaGeorge
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Wodin, it stands to reason that this is the real Marth Stewart. Martha is getting ready to do a couple years in the Federal pen... and pretty much everybody buffs up before they go to jail. (She's going to have to wrestle chicks with plungers in the shower pretty soon.)
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WODIN said:
Hahaha!
SofaGeorge
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Y_Lifter said:
I told you guys it was the real Martha. Why don't you ever believe me?
Scarlett33
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I was wondering this same thing myself. Who the hell is "she"? She is too familiar with this site to be a real newbie. Yet she has more posts than the typical alias. She is truely an enigma. I am fasinated with her.
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Crazy Ivan
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Larry?
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DcupSheepNipples
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beastboy said:
2+2=4
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