Who Is Elite's Biggest Post Whore?????

[MrMakaveli]

haha, nothing much man you?

Distance - still using the synthol?

 

[distanced]

sometimes I get rugburn walking on carpet

 

[out_at_sea]

Did Terra post any of those nice threads???You know what I mean...

 

[MrMakaveli]

1.5 hours, maybe we can pull 300 posts out of nowhere hehe.

 

[out_at_sea]

who is up?

 

[MrMakaveli]

Where is up?

 

[out_at_sea]

I am in posting mood....

 

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actually I have 300 posts I keep up my butt, so I'll try to get them out for us

 

[out_at_sea]

anyone?

 

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anyone up for thumb wrestling?

I'm starting my move with a thumb jab to disable my opponents thumb

 

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followed by a bitch slap with my other hand

 

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then, I'm shoving a dildo into my opponents eye

 

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I'm making my move with a power pin with a left sweep thumb drop

 

[MrMakaveli]

What color? I prefer pink in the eye, blue elsewhere.

 

[distanced]

looks like I won

 

[out_at_sea]

Where have all the posters gone?

 

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jerking off to Miss U.S.A.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Hot girl from upstairs wants to go out to IHOP....be back later yall. Have a good one.

 

[out_at_sea]

30 sec gap

 

[out_at_sea]

Do what you know best...

 

[out_at_sea]

Hot girl from upstairs wants to go out to IHOP....be back later yall. Have a good one.

enjoy pup!

 

[out_at_sea]

ho ho ho

 

[out_at_sea]

guess no one is around anyomore

 

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I am so much hotter than the rest of you

I was asked to bang all the Miss USA girls at their hotels to make sure they were satisfied before the competition

 

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it was hard work satisfying so many woman, but after a nap and a few beers the MG sent over, I was good to go

 

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anyone ever tried a Bacardi O with cherry 7up?

 

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when it comes to hair color, do you trust your astrologer?

 

[ajtomasi]

I'm still around, well sort of, in and out

 

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I really must intimidate you all with my utter size and thrubing leg length penis

 

[ajtomasi]

I really must intimidate you all with my utter size and thrubing leg length penis

You're making my jealous

 

[out_at_sea]

How is Texas?

 

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Texas is as cool of a place to live as Bagdad while on vacation as a mail order male prostitute bought as a birthday gift for Saddam

 

[ajtomasi]

Dude I'm in Texas!

 

[ajtomasi]

Oh BTW, Texas is getting pretty nice. The temps are about 80 degrees, I think like 60 something right now at 10pm.

The honey's are shedding those winter furs and stepping out in the short shorts and tiny tops

 

[distanced]

women is one thing you got there, to be sure.

 

[out_at_sea]

Dude I'm in Texas!

damn hot there..been there in San Antonio for my AIT basic training a while ago

 

[ajtomasi]

My favorite part was my spring break in Austin. The Honey's at UT Austin are soooooo fucking fine!!!!!

 

[out_at_sea]

we had to do PT at 5 Am ...so it wont get too damn hot

 

[out_at_sea]

actually it was Fort Sam Huston...

 

[ajtomasi]

My favorite part was my spring break in Austin. The Honey's at UT Austin are soooooo fucking fine!!!!!

It should be legal to masterbate in the streets while watching these girls

 

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U.S.M.C.

Semper Fi

 

[out_at_sea]

Army here

 

[out_at_sea]

how many posts have u posted in a single day?100?

 

[distanced]

me, not too many.

too busy

 

[out_at_sea]

all is in good fun

 

[distanced]

is there something hanging out of my nose?

 

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I should take a shower so I can get friendly with my hand and remind her how much I love her

 

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I should take a shower so I can get friendly with my hand and remind her how much I love her

 

[MrMakaveli]

Apartmen? Posting on Elite, I love itts next to our dorms are up in smoke...pretty tarumatic looking.

 

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dang, someone forgot to put out their joint

 

[MrMakaveli]

IHOP sucked, made me miss my girlfriend. Ok what the fuck happened to my post?

It said "The apartments next to our dorms are on fire, pretty traumatic looking"

 

[MrMakaveli]

...Server ghosts at work again

 

[MrMakaveli]

dang, someone forgot to put out their joint

Hahahaha, yeah you know, it happens sometimes.

 

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bastards

 

[argent]

it does

 

[ajtomasi]

I should take a shower so I can get friendly with my hand and remind her how much I love her

I've done this act twice so far, with a dirty hand, mind you.

 

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can some one fax me some good sushi?

 

[MrMakaveli]

I think someone should fax MG a new Fax machine

 

[ajtomasi]

What's the fax machine for?

 

[argent]

yep

 

[argent]

thats right

 

[ajtomasi]

I'm fucking hooked to this thread, I should be sleeping now!

 

[argent]

its official

 

[MrMakaveli]

mmhmm, almost 90 pages now, D, look what you started

 

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we have......

 

[MrMakaveli]

Wow I remember trying to make intelligent posts on Elite, those days are long gone.

 

[argent]

....wait for it......

 

[distanced]

I know

now this is my release from the stresses of life

I really need this place for venting

hence why I went Plat. so hopefully I won't get banned

I'm sad huh

 

[argent]

a lot of posts

 

[ajtomasi]

Poop!

 

[distanced]

thanks to this post, if it becomes the biggest ever, I'll finally feel my life has ment something for the 4 of us that post here!

 

[WarriorPL]

A little too many maybe?

 

[MrMakaveli]

argent lol

Actually that Plat idea to avoid banning doesnt sound half bad..hmm have to consider that.

 

[MrMakaveli]

1-10? 10 being best..

 

[MrMakaveli]

Im thinking Im giving her an 8..Rodman tainted her.

 

[ajtomasi]

1-10? 10 being best..

Um, I would give her a 10, but the fake titties hurt her score

8

 

[ajtomasi]

When will this reach 90 pages!

 

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7-8

 

[ajtomasi]

alright page 90

 

[MrMakaveli]

Dunno, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsy roll pop?

 

[MrMakaveli]

I always hated that damn owl, they should have killed the damn thing.

 

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I loved the free bags of them when you got the indian shooting the star

 

[MrMakaveli]

Did Jnuts even post tonight? Slacking off man.

Yeah I was addicted to those damn things when younger

 

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hee ha

 

[MrMakaveli]

2

 

[MrMakaveli]

1

 

[MrMakaveli]

1k...thats gotta be over 400 on this thread alone.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Countdown to 1800..10

 

[MrMakaveli]

9

 

[MrMakaveli]

8

 

[MrMakaveli]

7

 

[MrMakaveli]

6

 

[MrMakaveli]

5

 

[MrMakaveli]

4

 

[MrMakaveli]

3............................

 

[MrMakaveli]

2

 

[MrMakaveli]

1

 

[MrMakaveli]

18 mother-fucking 00

 

[MrMakaveli]

First post after 1800....what should I say.....hmmm....PING....

 

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