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As promised in Bouncer's thread "Met my first member of elite today" , here is my retort. It's also my first thread - I don't believe in starting a new thread unless I can add really NEW information to the board (wish the newbies on the anabolic board felt the same way).
I met Bouncer about 10.50pm , actually I met his colleagues and they told me where the boyo was. When I went up to the door I saw a huge man with a smile nearly the width of his face standing by the door. Having worked myself as a doorman in the States I believe that smiles and doormen are not normally cohabiters (I mean you've got to give some impression of "Don't fuck with me") - I asked the guy if he knew where Bouncer was. By the way the face changed (that's right - more smiling and eye twinkling) I knew it was him and a shovel for a hand was thrust out.
I had meant to stay and chew the fat for half an hour but the guy has a magnetic personality and the heart of a colossus so I stayed rooted to the spot for close on two hours. That's no exaggeration I assure you - we're talkin real Mother Hen stuff here. Despite suffering from disc compression (very common around doorman especially at 250lbs plus) , wearing an earpiece and being ridiculously professional , he was deep-thinking (potential for Pakistan falling into a civil war leading to a Muslin fundamentalist government having control of nuclear weapons) , considerate and most of all friendly and courteous.
As I remarked to Bouncer , I was expecting either a total androgen head (you know the kind - in a permanent bad mood) who was puttin on a pretence on the boards or something very close to what I got. He reminds me of the sort of men who were around in my grandfather's generation - kind , decent , resepectful but still MEN , not the pussies of today who disgrace that title. Anyway , if Oak , Weapon 3V and a few others are around in Dublin , you gotta meet this guy - I swear to Jesus that you will meet no finer Irishman. We'll definitely be meeting up real soon to consume some black stuff (tradition , y'know) but someday what I'd really like to see what this guy is all about in the gym. Now that would be something to behold.
Hope I've blown enough smoke up yer arse for one night bounce.
I met Bouncer about 10.50pm , actually I met his colleagues and they told me where the boyo was. When I went up to the door I saw a huge man with a smile nearly the width of his face standing by the door. Having worked myself as a doorman in the States I believe that smiles and doormen are not normally cohabiters (I mean you've got to give some impression of "Don't fuck with me") - I asked the guy if he knew where Bouncer was. By the way the face changed (that's right - more smiling and eye twinkling) I knew it was him and a shovel for a hand was thrust out.
I had meant to stay and chew the fat for half an hour but the guy has a magnetic personality and the heart of a colossus so I stayed rooted to the spot for close on two hours. That's no exaggeration I assure you - we're talkin real Mother Hen stuff here. Despite suffering from disc compression (very common around doorman especially at 250lbs plus) , wearing an earpiece and being ridiculously professional , he was deep-thinking (potential for Pakistan falling into a civil war leading to a Muslin fundamentalist government having control of nuclear weapons) , considerate and most of all friendly and courteous.
As I remarked to Bouncer , I was expecting either a total androgen head (you know the kind - in a permanent bad mood) who was puttin on a pretence on the boards or something very close to what I got. He reminds me of the sort of men who were around in my grandfather's generation - kind , decent , resepectful but still MEN , not the pussies of today who disgrace that title. Anyway , if Oak , Weapon 3V and a few others are around in Dublin , you gotta meet this guy - I swear to Jesus that you will meet no finer Irishman. We'll definitely be meeting up real soon to consume some black stuff (tradition , y'know) but someday what I'd really like to see what this guy is all about in the gym. Now that would be something to behold.
Hope I've blown enough smoke up yer arse for one night bounce.
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