who here is going out tonight

[mrdeeznuts]

and is going to bust a nut (ovary for the ladies)? it is spring and i know all you bastards are horny

post up ur date tonight:

4'11"
90lbs
32C
blonde hair
brown eyes

 

[AAP]

*raises hand*

 

[mrdeeznuts]

*raises hand*

no u can't have her she's mine

also i'm taken tonight maybe tomorrow night

 

[Daisy_]

Are you just guessing on her boobie size or did she actuallytell you?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Are you just guessing on her boobie size or did she actuallytell you?

i'm excellent at telling boob size.

 

[WarriorPL]

Whoever I find at the bar/club.

 

[Cutiebaby]

needto is my date and we are not going out tonight!

 

[Frisky]

and is going to bust a nut (ovary for the ladies)? it is spring and i know all you bastards are horny

post up ur date tonight:

4'11"
90lbs
32C
blonde hair
brown eyes

fucking 90lbs? wtf is that a damn German Shepherd?

 

[Cutiebaby]

fucking 90lbs? wtf is that a damn German Shepherd?

no kidding even i am bigger than that!

 

[mrdeeznuts]

fucking 90lbs? wtf is that a damn German Shepherd?

close to my yellow lab also

 

[mrdeeznuts]

no kidding even i am bigger than that!

ok ok gawd she's 96lbs

 

[Frisky]

ok ok gawd she's 96lbs

with a leash and a collar?

wtf?

 

[Cutiebaby]

ok ok gawd she's 96lbs

still small

 

[mrdeeznuts]

with a leash and a collar?

wtf?

maybe if i'm lucky

 

[mrdeeznuts]

still small

how heavy should a 4'11" person be?

 

[Frisky]

maybe if i'm lucky

grab her by the ears and make her bark for you

 

[seizer]

still small

lmfao

 

[covergrl80]

and is going to bust a nut (ovary for the ladies)? it is spring and i know all you bastards are horny

post up ur date tonight:

4'11"
90lbs
32C
blonde hair
brown eyes

God for a second I thought you were taking me out LOL! I was wondering why you had not asked me yet

 

[mrdeeznuts]

God for a second I thought you were taking me out LOL! I was wondering why you had not asked me yet

cuz bicepts101

 

[mrdeeznuts]

grab her by the ears and make her bark for you

u think i'll get some if i scratch her tummy

 

[Frisky]

u think i'll get some if i scratch her tummy

I bet you will

If she has 8 nipples you will be set tuts

 

[covergrl80]

cuz bicepts101

LOL!
I am 4 '10 and 3/4
97 lbs
34c
Brown hair and brown eyes

It was close!

 

[Frisky]

LOL!
I am 4 '10 and 3/4
97 lbs
34c
Brown hair and brown eyes

It was close!

shit girl... you need a good home grown cajun meal!

 

[Cutiebaby]

how heavy should a 4'11" person be?

well i am only 5 ft tall and i was once a 115 pounder.i think that is a good weight if you ask me..
Hey, make sure it is not windy out when you go out tonight.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

I bet you will

If she has 8 nipples you will be set tuts

8 nipples?

now thats interesting

 

[covergrl80]

shit girl... you need a good home grown cajun meal!

If I had any more weight on me I would look like a fat ass midget

 

[mrdeeznuts]

LOL!
I am 4 '10 and 3/4
97 lbs
34c
Brown hair and brown eyes

It was close!

we'll round u up to 4'11"

 

[covergrl80]

we'll round u up to 4'11"

Thats what I thought you were doing

 

[awittyusername]

grab her by the ears and make her bark for you

I think Tommy would have better look with his dog

 

[mrdeeznuts]

I think Tommy would have better look with his dog

my dog does give me a lot of kisses and lays right next to me every night. i think she's a lesbian though, everytime we go to the park or lake she picks up chicks

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Thats what I thought you were doing

u just want that pizza i told ya i owe ya when you were sick

 

[fbodyguy02]

Tommy, shou sounds like a hottie!

I'm workin tonite...fuckk!

 

[awittyusername]

If I had any more weight on me I would look like a fat ass midget

Then, you would be more like Tommy's type of date

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Tommy, shou sounds like a hottie!

I'm workin tonite...fuckk!

i wouldn't pick anything less

thanks for the props bro

 

[covergrl80]

u just want that pizza i told ya i owe ya when you were sick

Yup! and nice cold one

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Then, you would be more like Tommy's type of date

u caught me bro i only date umpa lumpas

 

[Cutiebaby]

For real Tommy i was busting your balls a bit...Look at my gallery pic and guess my weight!

 

[Frisky]

If I had any more weight on me I would look like a fat ass midget

oh please! curves are im suga!

 

[covergrl80]

oh please! curves are im suga!

LOL you must think I am a pile of sticks!
Girls that don't eat.... don't have this
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=s4p3xl

 

[Frisky]

LOL you must think I am a pile of sticks!
Girls that don't eat.... don't have this
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=s4p3xl

damn girl

tee hee

you just joined the ef ho's org. welcome, get your name tag at the door and there is a welcome package in the rear of the building.

K to you tootles

 

[Frisky]

ok the only thing that totally freaked me out about that pic was 'mom' right above your ass crack. LOL

 

[covergrl80]

damn girl

tee hee

you just joined the ef ho's org. welcome, get your name tag at the door and there is a welcome package in the rear of the building.

K to you tootles

LOL!!!!

 

[covergrl80]

ok the only thing that totally freaked me out about that pic was 'mom' right above your ass crack. LOL

You know That is not the first time someone said that.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

LOL you must think I am a pile of sticks!
Girls that don't eat.... don't have this
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=s4p3xl

can we get seconds?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

For real Tommy i was busting your balls a bit...Look at my gallery pic and guess my weight!

i'm guessing 102 but i don't know your height

 

[covergrl80]

can we get seconds?

NO! that was enough. Now I feel bad and now I can not delete it cause she replyed to it

 

[Frisky]

can we get seconds?

that would be over your 90lb limit tuts... ahem... more than you can handle

settle down sugar, don't try to swallow more than you can chew.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

see my threads and posts don't suck,

i got ass in my thread

 

[covergrl80]

see my threads and posts don't suck,

i got ass in my thread

Your threads don't suck. Who would say that?

 

[Frisky]

Your threads don't suck. Who would say that?

don't feed stray cats sugar

tee hee

im kiddin

love ya tom

 

[needtogetaas]

i'm guessing 102 but i don't know your height

96-97 lbs.lol

 

[awittyusername]

I think covergirl is doing a better job of making this thread about herself than Frisky

Passing of the torch???

 

[Frisky]

I think covergirl is doing a better job of making this thread about herself than Frisky

Passing of the torch???

Im all in bitch mode as of late. Trying my hardest to get plat bombed but no one has the balls, nor do they have the balls to answer to my clap your hands thread.

Aren't I better like this?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

is that why u give me milk instead

don't feed stray cats sugar

tee hee

im kiddin

love ya tom

 

[Frisky]

is that why u give me milk instead

Im lactating... gotta do something with the milk

 

[awittyusername]

Im all in bitch mode as of late. Trying my hardest to get plat bombed but no one has the balls, nor do they have the balls to answer to my clap your hands thread.

Aren't I better like this?

Ohhh...

So, you have in bitch mode only as of late...

 

[Frisky]

Ohhh...

So, you have in bitch mode only as of late...

This is my super bitch mode actually, must be in the kool aid, the red one. I have red lips.

I hate being nice, its taken its toll on me, and I've begun to take my frustrations out elsewhere. So now all hell breaks loose!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ....

well, kinda like that anyway with out the whole love thing

 

[mrdeeznuts]

NO! that was enough. Now I feel bad and now I can not delete it cause she replyed to it

i bite the screen and chipped my tooth

 

[jafo]

Im all in bitch mode as of late. Trying my hardest to get plat bombed but no one has the balls, nor do they have the balls to answer to my clap your hands thread.

Aren't I better like this?

if you really wanted to get plat bombed all you had to do is ask

i have yet to drop one
but for you i would do it just because i think you would look good in black

 

[Alpine]

ok the only thing that totally freaked me out about that pic was 'mom' right above your ass crack. LOL

I was thinking the same thing. lol

 

[mrdeeznuts]

I was thinking the same thing. lol

i didn't even notice it till i looked at it again

 

[Alpine]

Don't get me wrong, that's a quality booty. But would kinda be a funny thing to read when hittin' it doggy style. Shoot! Might as well just get "This end up" tatted right below it. lol

 

[covergrl80]

Nah he just thank my mother evertime!!!

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Nah he just thank my mother evertime!!!

mom gets bukkaked

 

[Frisky]

if you really wanted to get plat bombed all you had to do is ask

i have yet to drop one
but for you i would do it just because i think you would look good in black

lol

you me don't ya

 

[covergrl80]

mom gets bukkaked

Get your head out of the gutter. He thank my mother for giving me what I have everytime he hit it from from the back!LOL

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Get your head out of the gutter. He thank my mother for giving me what I have everytime he hit it from from the back!LOL

yah and when he's doing u doggy style and pulls out mom gets bukkaked

 

[covergrl80]

yah and when he's doing u doggy style and pulls out mom gets bukkaked

lol! Your just sick

 

[Alpine]

lol! Your just sick

Sick...but funny tho!

And your right! Any man that's priviledged enough to get the doggystyle POV with you is one lucky mofo!

 

[theoak01]

Ill be at a bar,but working tonight thank god,last night I partied to fucking hard,and im done my partying for a while

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Ill be at a bar,but working tonight thank god,last night I partied to fucking hard,and im done my partying for a while

hung over city?

 

[jafo]

lol

you me don't ya

yes and to prove it here is your bomb

 

[theoak01]

not to bad,I did a line dont get hung over after that,just feel groggy today

 

[mrdeeznuts]

not to bad,I did a line dont get hung over after that,just feel groggy today

interesting

 

[theoak01]

lol no,bad fucking choice,but its not habit,I might get into it a few times a year,totally recreational,I dont get hooked on shit

 

[jackangel]

lol at 4'11"

 

[theoak01]

isnt 4'11 a legal midget?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

isnt 4'11 a legal midget?

under 4'10" bro

but close

 

[theoak01]

thats hot dude

btw i love tiny girls also

 

[tiger88]

my roommates GF bday... we are going out we had a thing when they had a thing but never a thing

me and him are best buds she had a thing for me she lived with me before he isnt going he doesnt care i wont fuck her but id love to and she is my type but she is his and guess what if they end she cant be mine bros before hoes

 

[mrdeeznuts]

my roommates GF bday... we are going out we had a thing when they had a thing but never a thing

me and him are best buds she had a thing for me she lived with me before he isnt going he doesnt care i wont fuck her but id love to and she is my type but she is his and guess what if they end she cant be mine bros before hoes

if he doesn't care its open game.

my college roommate and i banged the same chick. as long as neither gets attached its golden bro

 

[tiger88]

''''''777*((((&^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

dude id never fuck her. she has been with him for 3 years..they "love" each other... just a thought when i see her in bra and panties... i just wanna bounce on that shit... couldnt get things right on a friend bro..not my thing to do that

she owes me big tho. ive bailed this chica out alot of trouble...

one time her bf left town..a good friend of all ours came in and he fucked her... so much proof he did... dirty rubbers his undies under the bed both of them at the hot tub etc.. so obs ..i didnt say shit since mr BF would have killed those 2 and me for letting it happen



straight up OBS

i just got out of the shower so i will be gone and gone soon in an hour

mixed feelings tonite..

 

[mrdeeznuts]

''''''777*((((&^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

dude id never fuck her. she has been with him for 3 years..they "love" each other... just a thought when i see her in bra and panties... i just wanna bounce on that shit... couldnt get things right on a friend bro..not my thing to do that

she owes me big tho. ive bailed this chica out alot of trouble...

one time her bf left town..a good friend of all ours came in and he fucked her... so much proof he did... dirty rubbers his undies under the bed both of them at the hot tub etc.. so obs ..i didnt say shit since mr BF would have killed those 2 and me for letting it happen



straight up OBS

i just got out of the shower so i will be gone and gone soon in an hour

mixed feelings tonite..

sounds like to me that the girl doesn't really luv ur boy, she wouldn't be riding his friends to no end when he's gone.

do yourself and him a favor and let him in on whats going on. he won't owe half his life to her after they get married and walks in on her riding one of his friends and you'll get to bang her after they break up and he'll still think she's a hoe