Who here ever got caught chocking the chicken by their spouse?

[theoak01]

my girlfriend came in,I was scared shitless as I just woke up and she must have came over without me knowing,I figured it was my sister or something,once she saw me and I saw her she laughed as I struggled for a blanket

 

[kero]

Ah man

What a ..ckin post. I registered just to participate Ha ha

Heck my girl does'nt like it when I masterbate either. SHe thinks all I have is hers and should be given unto her. Well needless to say I gladly comply.

Feel sorry for ya. You sued her yet ??? If not please do and save MANkind from bitches.

 

[Mengy]

Wow, tough situation. Sounds like this girl has serious issues, and a history of them too. My wife and I are all for each other masturbating, hell we help each other out regularly (of course it usually leads to many other things as well, masturbating is like foreplay for us!).

If it were myself in your place, I would divorce her instantly. Respect and trust are two of the most important things for me in a marriage, and after a scene like that I would have lost both for my wife. Is this the reason why she is living with her parents now, just because she caught you jerkin off? That is serious over-reacting. If she can’t handle a simple fact of life then imagine what else she can’t handle.

Good luck man.

 

[British Athlete]

Lol, this is one of the funniest threads I've read on EF