Who here ever got caught chocking the chicken by their spouse?

[Lumberg]

LMAO!

 

[white boy]

i have found that women like to watch

yeah it's a turn on for some women

 

[white boy]

bump for a good laugh

 

[biteme]

I didn't have to hide it from her. She walked in on me plenty of times.

 

[raimondo]

my wife always tells me me to whip it out choke one off. When i am driving she masturbates so what the difference. I have been married 20 yrs so something is working

 

[from zero]

lol, what a thread.

 

[The Red Dragon]

Hey, I'd be superpissed if I was in that dudes position

 

[gonelifting]

"If you don`t want me to masterbate then you`ll have to get under me every time I have an urge" Then take viagra like it`s going out of style. Pound her left, POUND her right, and POUND THE SHIT OUTA HER right down the middle untill she begs you to "go take care of it yourself".

I mean POUND.

 

[OrangeJuice]

LOL bump for one of the best threads ive read in a while. Oh and bro with the psycho anti-meatbeater. Just divorcer her. I have some Pakistani friends, and if they are the more othrodox kind, all that shit that you're going to use to come back at her is going to be taken as a disgrace to the family by their parents, and she is going to get the BEATING of her life. Dont do it. Just get Johnny Cochrain or whoever you can afford right now before you chance your mind. But dont resort to shit like that. You deserve better than that girl, but she doesnt deserve that either. Its one thing to embarass, its another to endanger.

LOL also a lil moment of reflection. Divorcing because of masturbation WTF is the world coming to?! I can imagine the court date. "We decided to divorce due to irreconsiable differences in the matter of beating the meat."

 

[lilperronis]

has n e ones moms cought them?