Who here ever got caught chocking the chicken by their spouse?

[Liquidizer03]

Number 1: How did you explain it?

Number 2: How did they take it and how did?

 

[PatsFan34]

Would you chocke your chicken in a house?

Would you choke your chicken on a mouse?

Would you choke your chicken in front of your spouse?

I do not know. But I shall ponder. I will allow my mind to wander.

Ramma lamma, ramma lamma ding dong!!!

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Spouse?

How about an ex-gf and a fiance (sp)?

Ex-gf: Called me "low". Our sex life never quite recovered.

Current: She took over for me with her mouth, then pussy, then ass, and told me that that is one of the reason's she's with me. Keeper. KEEPER!

 

[JollyRogers]

Did you?

 

[casavant]

Would you chocke your chicken in a house?

Would you choke your chicken on a mouse?

Would you choke your chicken in front of your spouse?

I do not know. But I shall ponder. I will allow my mind to wander.

 

[Liquidizer03]

Yep, and she went off like a M16.

She was lucky i did not react, or i would be sending this from the big house. lol

 

[casavant]

Current: She took over for me with her mouth, then pussy, then ass, and told me that that is one of the reason's she's with me. Keeper. KEEPER!

I'm getting hard over here.

 

[biteme]

My future wife must be a chicken choker. If they know what they're doing, man oh man.

 

[p0ink]

what did she do/say?

 

[casavant]

Everyone masturbates (except me of course) and she's obvoiulsy seen you naked a billion times -- so why on earth would they get mad? I don't get it.

-= nav =-

It would seem that way to me too, but apparently it fucks with lots of chicks.

The way I see it is if I'm having to wack it, then I'm not getting taken care of and I should be the one who is angry.