Who gets piss tested (urinalysis) at work?

[PICK3]

I do

 

[wootoom]

i never have. but i dont do drugs so its all good

 

[hotzie]

i get randoms all the time

 

[jenscats5]

Only when hired where I used to work. They never did randoms.

 

[onebigab]

Only if were involved in an accident.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Only if were involved in an accident.

like you pissed yourself?

 

[westsnoop]

Random and post accident.

 

[mountain muscle]

Pre-employment, Random and Post Accident.

 

[LoneTree]

Urinalysis is different from urine drug test.
Urinalysis is medical urine testing for diseases, not drugs.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Urinalysis is different from urine drug test.
Urinalysis is medical urine testing for diseases, not drugs.

drug addiction is now classified as a disease. you need to get PC, lonetree

 

[LoneTree]

drug addiction is now classified as a disease. you need to get PC, lonetree

Urinalysis is not a test for drugs.
It checks things like blood, protein, leucocytes, nitrites, pH, etc. but not drugs.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Used to. 4 years of random piss tests in the Marine Corps, then I had a job right after I got out on an oil rig where they'd do random piss tests. The first step in the 2 day hiring process for the oil rig job was a piss test. Lemme tell ya, when the guy said, "ok, take this cup into the bathroom and fill it above this line" I was kind of shocked. I asked him if he was going to watch, to which he said, "not unless you really want me to, and even then, I don't want to." I was so used to being watched while pissing in the cup in the Marine Corps that I didn't know any different.

I told the dude why I had asked so he didn't think I was queer or anything and just wanted to show off my dick. He understood, he had done 4 years in the Navy, which suprised me even more after he said that that he didn't want to watch.

 

[Raina]

Worse...we get mouth swabs. They go back a lot further than urinalysis. But alas, other than ocassional tylenol 3 when my back is killing me, I have nothing to worry about.

 

[*MissFit*]

nope.. but i think the dirty boss does coke and smokes pot anyhow

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Urinalysis is not a test for drugs.
It checks things like blood, protein, leucocytes, nitrites, pH, etc. but not drugs.

urinalysis is, by definition, the analysis of urine for whatever reason. when someone looks in the toilet to see if their weewee is yellow, that is also urinalysis. i dont see why we need to get so hung up on the definition of a common compound word, particularly when youre trying to steer its accepted definition towards one that is more jargon, than correct english.

 

[dirty~d~]

They piss test pre-employment, random and after accidents. Also if a manager suspects or overhears rumors that you might be using something then they can send you to get tested. I have nothing to worry about since the strongest thing I get into is JD and diet Coke... plus they can't test the contract employees.

 

[chewyxrage]

I do

then you need to get the whizzinator

fake cock with clean piss = get all drugged up to your hearts content

 

[Judo Tom]

do the people here who get tested know about glycerol and how it can be used to superhydrate yourself

do you also know what they check for to test a to see if they have a dilluted sample? the answer is creatine and b vitamins

 

[chewyxrage]

do the people here who get tested know about glycerol and how it can be used to superhydrate yourself

do you also know what they check for to test a to see if they have a dilluted sample? the answer is creatine and b vitamins

yup yup I don't about the glycerol but all those "cleanse drinks" are nothing but water, creatine, and b vitamins

 

[Judo Tom]

the good ones have glycerol in them but they are way to expensive..

also at drugs stores near me they sell the 5 substance test so there is really never a reason to fail one..

 

[USMC fighter]

i do all the time

 

[bran987]

when someone looks in the toilet to see if their weewee is yellow, that is also urinalysis. .

tee hee! wee wee!