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fistfullofsteel
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or even going to a dentist?
Who else hates going to the doctors
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ksharp01
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for women.........I think I can speak for ALL of us.....it is no fun laying there spread eagle, then having this metal thingy spread you wide, while your insides are being scraped with a wire brush!! oh and lets not forget the finale when the finger is coated with a big blob of ky jelly as the dr. rubs all up in you almost to the elbow while pushing down on your belly...then when he/she is done you have the goop down there.
oh yeah, good times..........NOT....lol
oh yeah, good times..........NOT....lol
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I think the more appropriate inquiry would be about who actually LIKES it?
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ksharp01 said:
WTF kinda dentist you goin to?
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and going to the denist........a big fat fuck no to that as well....
I go every year for a cleaning because I have to (or we all should rather) and I always feel good when I leave .... much better feeling than after going to the gynocolgist.....as least I'll be walking straigher. lol
I go every year for a cleaning because I have to (or we all should rather) and I always feel good when I leave .... much better feeling than after going to the gynocolgist.....as least I'll be walking straigher. lol
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ksharp01 said:
Ms Ksharp sees my last post in 5... 4.... 3.... 2...
I love my dentist, I have perfect teeth because of him. The work cost 11k total, I got veneers about a year ago.
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ksharp01 said:lol
I could give you a referral if you'd like
No thanks... It's bad enough that my accountant, the bus driver and priest at my church already treat me like this! I don't need one more professional up in my business.
my dentist is cool too. they have a tv installed in the ceiling so you can flip through channels and watch the tube right above you while they go at it.jerkbox said:
either way i always love going to the dentist cuz i'm a freak about my teeth and mouth. pretty much spend the following 48 rubbing my tongue all over my oh so non plaque/tarter coated teeth.
regular docs i hate going to.
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ksharp01 said:when I go to the denist the only view I get is up an old mans nose...boy he's gets more nose hairs ever year
OK... you gotta help me out here. How THE FUCK do you get to look up that man's nose when he is busy elbow deep in your coochie?!?!
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ksharp01 said:
You are laughing?
Pssssssssssssssssshhhhhhh I am befuddled over here!
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ksharp01 said:no way.......your picking I know but just incase (since you recently went blonde and all) lol...the 1st one I was talking about going to the gyn for yearly coochie dr. get it, got it? good.
*smacks forehead*
OOoooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh! Now I get it.
clearly i'm going to the wrong gynoBIKINIMOM said:
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ksharp01 said:too much hair color? went past the roots?
hehe...you know I kid
Funny thing, everyone who knows me that regardless of what color my hair is at the ends, the roots have ALWAYS been blonde.
tee-hee
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habitualhealth said:clearly i'm going to the wrong gyno
Dude my guy comes at me in full combat dress.... Is that a bad thing?
habitualhealth said:my dentist is cool too. they have a tv installed in the ceiling so you can flip through channels and watch the tube right above you while they go at it.
either way i always love going to the dentist cuz i'm a freak about my teeth and mouth. pretty much spend the following 48 rubbing my tongue all over my oh so non plaque/tarter coated teeth.
regular docs i hate going to.
so you're basically saying my dentist is cooler?.....hello?...Goggles!
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they need to learn better patient relationship skills
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heatherrae
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Try having them stick an ARM up your hoo ha and then pressing your pregnant uterus. HOLY SHIT!
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heatherrae said:
well, i have a root canal due on my next visit to the denists and i've been avoiding it. i also have an appointment with a dermatologist which probably means more cutting and all that good stuff, so i'll trade you. and freaking assholes don't give me a lollipop afterwards.
i want a freaking lollipop. they always ask me the name of my regular doctor and i don't give them one, i give them the name of my pediatrician. he used always give me lollipop. 
did you get it on tape? he stuck his arm up your coochie???? really??? how do they get their hand in there?
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I would rather have the root canal. Iwould trade you if I could.fistfullofsteel said:well, i have a root canal due on my next visit to the denists and i've been avoiding it. i also have an appointment with a dermatologist which probably means more cutting and all that good stuff, so i'll trade you. and freaking assholes don't give me a lollipop afterwards.
did you get it on tape? he stuck his arm up your coochie???? really??? how do they get their hand in there?
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heatherrae said:
you don't want all my scars all over your body and face, and it always sucks waiting results from what they cut out. that's probably the worst part.
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stilleto said:
you should sue him and we should have sex, i promise not to look at your face until the rash goes away. i promise, you won't feel a thing. wait, that came out the wrong way.
speaking of sex, i bet you can get kinky on that dentists chair.
fistfullofsteel said:you should sue him and we should have sex, i promise not to look at your face until the rash goes away. i promise, you won't feel a thing. wait, that came out the wrong way.
speaking of sex, i bet you can get kinky on that dentists chair.
lol
the gash is under my tongue, so we're ok.
that chair DOES seem awesome if used the right way, huh?
i think i'll go take a pic of my tongue.
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stilleto said:
don't forget to take a pic of your boobies and kitty too
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stilleto said:
really and and you're not just saying that.
o boy, o boy, boobies.
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Smurfy said:
you take that back
