who else acts like

[Buddy_Christ]

a psychopath in the gym?

lately i think i've been acting quite strange between sets. today i was spitting, snarling, and growling between sets and during sets. i must look like i'm insane pacing back and forth between sets, staring at the barbell and practically growling at it. during one set today i even told the barbell to "GET THE FUCK UP THERE!" it listened, quite well i might add.

my workouts are getting more and more like this as i progress in 5x5. glad the gym was empty today (college gym, it's spring break). this week is gonna be fun. i can spit, snarl, and growl as much as i want and there will be no one there to call Animal Control to come remove me from the building

 

[sconoscuito]

maybe when I gain about another 50lbs of muscle

 

[PHATchik]

Yep, just a little nutty.

 

[tiger88]

lol @ ppl who lift wieghts

 

[tripleblonde]

i don't....but heard this strange noise through my earphones while i was walking on the treadmill last week....couldn't figure it out till i took them off and zoned in on the weight area where this guy was lifting and making these insane noises.....woulda been kinda cool if he was lifting a lot, but he really wasn't.....kinda loses the effect that way

 

[hamstershaver]

spitting?

 

[tripleblonde]

spitting?

lol

 

[hardrock]

Nope. I am kinda quiet. I just listen to all the retards telling their BS stories and laugh to myself. That and watch the nice asses jog by

 

[Buddy_Christ]

well, not like spitting spitting. i get breathing real hard and get myself so worked up that saliva just starts flying out of my mouth. it's almost like i'm foaming at the mouth and blowing it everywhere.

tripleblonde - heavy weight is relative to the person lifting it.

 

[supersizeme]

I act like a psychopath, but in a less conventional way. In between sets I'm usually cutting out individual letters from various words on magazine covers and then gluing them onto sheets of paper, or I'm trying on dresses and pretending to ask myself out on a date in the mirror. Last week I chased an imaginary dog around the weight room and kept screaming "IT'S OK. SHE DOESN'T BITE. JUST ACT LIKE YOU DON'T SEE HER AND SHE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE."

 

[tripleblonde]

tripleblonde - heavy weight is relative to the person lifting it.

exactly....he was big and the weight was not

 

[d3track]

i just bob to my headphones and look at the senery(sp?) between sets
now that i think of it, that probably looks really dumb


SHIT!

 

[WalkingBeast]

Words cannot describe my behaviour in the gym

And Im not too friendly when theres food in the kitchen either (food meaning,Inhabitants):

 

[d3track]

dude........is your fucking ARM peirced?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

dude........is your fucking ARM peirced?

that's not the only thing on him that's been pierced. i guess he dropped the soap one day in the locker room and, well, you get the idea.

 

[WalkingBeast]

that's not the only thing on him that's been pierced. i guess he dropped the soap one day in the locker room and, well, you get the idea.

BANNED and DESTROYED!

 

[WalkingBeast]

dude........is your fucking ARM peirced?

Just an infected mosquito bite that became metallic due to not treating it. How many times must I explain this?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

You go into the gym and start slapping yourself like Brock Lesner?

 

[WalkingBeast]

You go into the gym and start slapping yourself like Brock Lesner?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

In the yuppie gym I go to, the amount of noise made is inversely proportional to the amount of weight lifted and is also inversely proportional to the size of the lifter.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

In the yuppie gym I go to, the amount of noise made is inversely proportional to the amount of weight lifted and is also inversely proportional to the size of the lifter.

Do they have a coke and heroin post workout shake counter in this gym also?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Do they have a coke and heroin post workout shake counter in this gym also?

No, but they seem to have a "drop really light weights on the floor to seem tough" class though.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I love those yuppie gyms full of Rick Moranises

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I love those yuppie gyms full of Rick Moranises

There are a couple women in there who look like they're ripping down for a contest though. And a constant influx of teenagers and college students taking up the ever important role of holding down a bench or machine. You know how them sneaky bastards like to move around.

On the other hand, the weights above 60 are rarely touched, so I never have to sit and wait for them.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Do they have a coke and heroin post workout shake counter in this gym also?

i want to know the cost of membership to this gym. can you hook it up bro? not that i'd ever do anything like that, i just like having the option to do those things if i so desire.

There are a couple women in there who look like they're ripping down for a contest though. And a constant influx of teenagers and college students taking up the ever important role of holding down a bench or machine. You know how them sneaky bastards like to move around.

On the other hand, the weights above 60 are rarely touched, so I never have to sit and wait for them.

hmm, in my college gym i sometimes have trouble finding certain dumbbells 60lbs and up. they've got 4 sets of everything 40lbs and below. i'll be looking for 55lb dbs and up for incline db press or shoulder shrugs and i have to practically send out a search party to find them, only to discover that someone left them sitting halfway across the gym and didn't bother to walk them back over to the rack

i always wanna find the last person that used them and left them halfway across the gym and ask them "what, it was heavy enough to do a few sets with but it was too heavy to walk back over and put away? are we too tired now to walk it back and place it in the rack for someone else? awe, poor baby, why don't you just take it easy for the rest of the day, here's some 5lb dumbbells for your next set. you'll get bigger, just do more reps."

 

[dzuljas]

I go pretty crazy when im doing cleans and snatches.....I start slapping myself in the face and grunting b4 the set to psych myself up and then im roaring through every rep

 

[chewyxrage]

i just concentrate on not passing out

 

[d3track]

totally should be your avatar!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

i want to know the cost of membership to this gym. can you hook it up bro? not that i'd ever do anything like that, i just like having the option to do those things if i so desire.



hmm, in my college gym i sometimes have trouble finding certain dumbbells 60lbs and up. they've got 4 sets of everything 40lbs and below. i'll be looking for 55lb dbs and up for incline db press or shoulder shrugs and i have to practically send out a search party to find them, only to discover that someone left them sitting halfway across the gym and didn't bother to walk them back over to the rack

i always wanna find the last person that used them and left them halfway across the gym and ask them "what, it was heavy enough to do a few sets with but it was too heavy to walk back over and put away? are we too tired now to walk it back and place it in the rack for someone else? awe, poor baby, why don't you just take it easy for the rest of the day, here's some 5lb dumbbells for your next set. you'll get bigger, just do more reps."

I think you defined the problem right at the beginning. "in my college gym" Most of them still haven't realized that they world does not indeed revolve around them and yes, they do need to throw their own soda containers away, and pick up their socks and...

 

[Forge]

I work out at home, so I have no problem screaming "LIGHTWEIGHT" at the top of my lungs before a set. I usually only grunt moan and yell if I'm having a hard time with the weights.

I also drool during dips, and howl during chins.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I work out at home, so I have no problem screaming "LIGHTWEIGHT" at the top of my lungs before a set. I usually only grunt moan and yell if I'm having a hard time with the weights.

I also drool during dips, and howl during chins.

You should record that and sell it at Halloween!

 

[Forge]

You should record that and sell it at Halloween!

Well, I may have exaggerated slightly, but I do drool during dips.

And ever since I've seen the Ronnie Coleman video I do find myself saying "lightweight" now and then.

And I do get loud during chins.


Aw hell, it's all true.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Well, I may have exaggerated slightly, but I do drool during dips.

Remove the QT pics from in front of the dip bars!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I think you defined the problem right at the beginning. "in my college gym" Most of them still haven't realized that they world does not indeed revolve around them and yes, they do need to throw their own soda containers away, and pick up their socks and...

guess you got a point there.

i was guilty today of leaving the deadlift bar loaded up. however, it'll just save me time next week when i go to do deads, so i guess it didn't matter anyway.

btw - love the rackadrollatar. got more pics of her?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

guess you got a point there.

i was guilty today of leaving the deadlift bar loaded up. however, it'll just save me time next week when i go to do deads, so i guess it didn't matter anyway.

btw - love the rackadrollatar. got more pics of her?

Yes, but she won't agree to let me post 'em.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you can always e-mail them to me ya know

 

[strongsmartsexy]

you can always e-mail them to me ya know

Ok, let me see if aging has effected my ability to reason enough to where I'll buy that...



Nope, it hasn't! You're out of your mind! I enjoy getting laid regularily.