White Trash

[AAP]

No wonder Barbara always looks like she has OD'd on Lithium. How else can she cope with her own offspring.

(and if anyone doesn't like it, I don't care. go read your Bible some more.)

Top 11 known arrests/crimes by the family who would restore honor and dignity to the White House. *snicker*

11. Dick Cheney's first DWI.

10. George W. Bush's DWI.

9. Barbara Bush, minor in possesson of alcohol.

8. Jenna Bush, minor in possession of alcohol (3 times).

7. Dick Cheney's second DWI.

6. Laura Bush's vehicular homicide, record expunged.

5. George W. Bush's arrest for larceny (stealing a Christmas tree, really!).

4. Jeb's 24 year old daughter Noelle arrested for fraud at 1:15 am Walgreen's drive-thru in attempt to obtain prescription drugs.

3. Jeb's son George arrested for breaking into girlfriend's home and malicious destruction of property.

2. Jeb's other son John (Jebby) arrested for violating Florida sodomy law in a mall parking lot during days after 2000 election.

1. Jeb's wife for smuggling undeclared purchases into the United States (fined thousands).

Bonus:

1. Dick Cheney's third DWI.

2. Whatever earned George W. Bush a one year sentence of community service in Houston.

3. Neil Bush fined for his "ethical disability" in Silverado savings and loan investigation. Cost to tax payers: 1 billion dollars (still paying interest), Cost to Bush: $0. The $50,000 fine was paid by a banking deregulation lobby

 

[GrandMaster]

wonder what its like arressting the Pres?
catching him steaking an X-man Tree...lol

 

[gotmilk]

Jeb's son was arrested for drugs this week.

 

[Tink!]

geez louise!!!! what a family

 

[spongebob]

whats the deal with laura bush and that vehicular homocide deal?

yea definitely strifing to 'be like' the kenedy's. its amazing we cant find politicians that have clean records.

 

[Breeze]

I've been arrested a few times, maybe I have a future in politics. Dick Cheney has 3 DWI's?!?! Seems like you would have to be driving down sidewalks to attract that much attention.

 

[Raina]

I always associate white trash with cheap shoes.

 

[gotmilk]

wonder what its like arressting the Pres?

You'd die laughing if you ever saw a pic of Route 9 in Kennebunkport. It's a long straight road up until you hit downtown. You have to be a moron to get caught where he was. Hence...why he was caught.

 

[eat big]

I always associate white trash with cheap shoes.

Like the one's you get at Wal-Mart?

 

[Raina]

I was just at a walmart in the past 2 weeks. It was the first time I'd been to one in years and I was horrified by a lot of the footwear and handbags I saw.