Whiny Bitch at Work

[Warik]

How does one deal with a whiny bitch at work who refuses to obey or whines when commanded to obey my orders despite the fact that the order came from the CEO and my time with and value to the company vastly exceeds hers?

What a bitch. A simple order cannot be followed. I think she's frustrated because she can't get a date or something.

I was considering a swift kick in the mouth followed by some clean & jerks in a low-ceiling room, but I'm sure at least one of you can suggest a more effective course of action.

-Warik

 

[havoc]

Eat her out.

 

[manny78]

Rape her then you never know she could change her attitude......

 

[WODIN]

Havoc as always has excellent advise, but toss her salad while your down there.

 

[Warik]

Important Note: Whiny bitch's physical attractiveness is inversely proportional to her whining proficiency.

-Warik

 

[spentagn]

Important Note: Whiny bitch's physical attractiveness is inversely proportional to her whining proficiency.

-Warik

So you've got a chance?

 

[Warik]

So you've got a chance?

Not that I would ever be unfaithful to your mother, but yes, I do.

-Warik

 

[WODIN]

I see carpet munching in your near future warik!

 

[spentagn]

Not that I would ever be unfaithful to your mother, but yes, I do.

-Warik

Cheat on her, she's used to it. I know I did.

 

[Warik]

Cheat on her, she's used to it. I know I did.

I know - you and your father should be ashamed. She's such a sweet lady.

-Warik

 

[spentagn]

I know - you and your father should be ashamed. She's such a sweet lady.

-Warik

Hardly. Besides, I don't know who my father is. That's why I attempt to exploit the system and live off gubment EZ-Cheeze.

 

[MommaKin]

Warik, do you work with a female member of ef??
Sounds like it

 

[Warik]

I seriously doubt she is a member of EF, but there's nothing stopping her from being one.

Sounds like it, eh? Which member did you have in mind? =)

-Warik

 

[strongchick]

How does one deal with a whiny bitch at work who refuses to obey or whines when commanded to obey my orders despite the fact that the order came from the CEO and my time with and value to the company vastly exceeds hers?

What a bitch. A simple order cannot be followed. I think she's frustrated because she can't get a date or something.

I was considering a swift kick in the mouth followed by some clean & jerks in a low-ceiling room, but I'm sure at least one of you can suggest a more effective course of action.

-Warik

How could she not respond to your exceptional people skills?

 

[MommaKin]

Re: Re: Whiny Bitch at Work

Coming from you, that's pretty damned funny.......seriously
Of course, I shouldn't talk either.....hehe

How could she not respond to your exceptional people skills?

 

[Longhorn85]

I was considering a swift kick in the mouth followed by some clean & jerks in a low-ceiling room, but I'm sure at least one of you can suggest a more effective course of action.

-Warik

Pull a "Bill Clinton" on her. Tell her to meet you in a designated room, and when you get there, drop your drawers and tell her to "lick it".

 

[Warik]

Re: Re: Whiny Bitch at Work

How could she not respond to your exceptional people skills?

I was very polite and cordial when I gave the instruction. She's just being a biatch.

-Warik

 

[strongchick]

Re: Re: Re: Whiny Bitch at Work

I was very polite and cordial when I gave the instruction. She's just being a biatch.

-Warik

Calm down. How could I have any idea what kind of people skills you have?

 

[Puc]

How does one deal with a whiny bitch at work who refuses to obey or whines when commanded to obey my orders despite the fact that the order came from the CEO and my time with and value to the company vastly exceeds hers?

What a bitch. A simple order cannot be followed. I think she's frustrated because she can't get a date or something.

I was considering a swift kick in the mouth followed by some clean & jerks in a low-ceiling room, but I'm sure at least one of you can suggest a more effective course of action.

-Warik

show her a picture of he-man and tell her that she is your battle-cat and she must obey your orders.

 

[Warik]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Whiny Bitch at Work

Calm down. How could I have any idea what kind of people skills you have?

You can't - nyah nyah.

-Warik

 

[Gilbyag]

call satingoatsucker to come and take her out.

 

[Frackal]

Fire her and hire me long distance for 12 dollars an hour, I would love you for it. 9 bucks an hour is not cutting it for this wigga anymore.

 

[danielson]

did you explain to her 'slowly' it came from the CEO?

 

[Warik]

did you explain to her 'slowly' it came from the CEO?

You mean I have to say it multiple times AND say it slowly? I thought it was one or the other.

Oh well... I'll try again tomorrow. =)

-Warik

 

[danielson]

You mean I have to say it multiple times AND say it slowly? I thought it was one or the other.

Oh well... I'll try again tomorrow. =)

-Warik

lol

labotomy. only thing left i guess

either that or one of those pansy-ass heart to hearts where you explain you like her (lie) you respect her as a person and a fellow employee (lie) and your not attampting to undermine her, you just need to pass on these orders as the CEO gave them to you and in order for the job to be done, we all need to pull together as a team and put our differences aside (true)

then as she agrees and gets up to leave you stand in the doorway obstructing her and start breathing heavily on her face to reassure her

 

[Warik]

labotomy. only thing left i guess

That, or I can shave my head bald, develop an English accent, and threaten to relieve her of command if she does not comply.

-Warik

 

[danielson]

That, or I can shave my head bald, develop an English accent, and threaten to relieve her of command if she does not comply.

-Warik

lol

 

[WarriorPL]

Whiney bitch at work

Grab her by the nose and knee her in the midsection.

 

[OMEGA]

How does one deal with a whiny bitch at work who refuses to obey or whines when commanded to obey my orders despite the fact that the order came from the CEO and my time with and value to the company vastly exceeds hers?

What a bitch. A simple order cannot be followed. I think she's frustrated because she can't get a date or something.

I was considering a swift kick in the mouth followed by some clean & jerks in a low-ceiling room, but I'm sure at least one of you can suggest a more effective course of action.

-Warik

a large penis in the dome piece always helps whiny talk

 

[OMEGA]

That, or I can shave my head bald, develop an English accent, and threaten to relieve her of command if she does not comply.

-Warik

I'll be number 1

 

[Warik]

I'll be number 1

Num-bah One, summon Mr. Worf to escort her to the brig.

Mr. Data, shut down life support systems in the brig.

-Warik

 

[OMEGA]

Num-bah One, summon Mr. Worf to escort her to the brig.

Mr. Data, shut down life support systems in the brig.

-Warik

Sir I thought I could have Jordi modify a photon torpedo, and have them place her inside a shoot her in to the Red hot corona of that supergiant in Wolf 236 about 4 parsecs from here.

 

[Warik]

Sir I thought I could have Jordi modify a photon torpedo, and have them place her inside a shoot her in to the Red hot corona of that supergiant in Wolf 236 about 4 parsecs from here.

UNACCEPTABLE! PREPOSTEROUS! BARBARIC! Photon torpedos are expensive. DISMISSED.

 

[ion]

Whiny bitch is no match for the power of __ ___.

 

[OMEGA]

UNACCEPTABLE! PREPOSTEROUS! BARBARIC! Photon torpedos are expensive. DISMISSED.

I'm staging a mutiny
Picard!

in reagards to your co worker, which it sounds like you have a position of authority over her, i would recommend sitting down with her, and explaining very seriuosly, and explicetly what you expect from her.

this is very fair and lets you get your job, done, and lets her know that you mean business on a proffesional level........

actually on a side note where can I purchase old episodes of The Next Generation?


this in all seriuosness is my favorite show of all time....nothing comes close to the Next Generation!!!!!!

 

[Warik]

Whiny bitch is no match for the power of __ ___.

Please excuse my blatant theft of that AWESOME avatar.

-Warik

 

[Warik]

Please excuse my blatant theft of that AWESOME avatar.

-Warik

Damn. Avatar must be 20k big and this file is 20,480. Fucking board restrictions! I'm a moderator, damnit!

-Warik

 

[Warik]

actually on a side note where can I purchase old episodes of The Next Generation?

this in all seriuosness is my favorite show of all time....nothing comes close to the Next Generation!!!!!!

You can go on eBay and buy the whole series for like $1,000+... or you can PayPal me some money for blank CDs and postage and I'll burn you a copy of my Season 1 & 2 CDs. I have all of Season 1 and 2 in MPEG/AVI format. Many of the episodes are subtitled in German or something, though, but still look great. =)

Pulaski: "I must run a dozen more tests before you can leave sick bay. You may have some memory loss."

Picard: "Yes Number One, we must see if you remember who you are."

Riker: "Of course I know who I am....! I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise!"

Picard: *looks at Data*

Data: "???"

Picard: "Ah, very good Captain, the admiral here and I were worried about you."

Data: "I beg your pardon, Captain... but I do not believe you have the authority to promote me to admiral."

all of sick bay: "rofl"

That TV series ruled so much. Still does.

-Warik

 

[HansNZ]

There is obviously a great deal of sexual tension between the two of you. Why don't you go into the broom closet and get it over with.

 

[ion]

Damn. Avatar must be 20k big and this file is 20,480. Fucking board restrictions! I'm a moderator, damnit!

-Warik

Thought it was 19.6k

I tried and got the same ----will squash the file a little more, was
really cool at about 30k