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Which Realdoll would you bang?

Which Realdoll would you bang?

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    15
jnevin said:
LMAO!!!

Got the hose in its hoo-hoo and water's blowing out of its ass and mouth like some sick fountain.

Howdy neighbor!
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LMFAO...I'd do it while sipping my morning coffee if it would keep the neighbors from "stopping by".
 
jack_schitt said:
lollol...what if someone was hosing one of them down in their driveway?
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BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

i want one and would have no problem whatsoever getting hard and reaching orgasm. like, at all.

lol, i wonder how big the box they arrive in is...lmfao, are they all folded up? assembly required? lol

imagine calling customer service.

um, i can't seem to get jenny's arm into her shoulder. do i need any special tools?

or do they come with directions like ikea furniture and those stupid looking people in each step with question marks over their heads?
 
swole said:
BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

i want one and would have no problem whatsoever getting hard and reaching orgasm. like, at all.

lol, i wonder how big the box they arrive in is...lmfao, are they all folded up? assembly required? lol

imagine calling customer service.

um, i can't seem to get jenny's arm into her shoulder. do i need any special tools?

or do they come with directions like ikea furniture and those stupid looking people in each step with question marks over their heads?
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Not sure about the logistics or assembly, but if I had an extra 6 1/2 large laying around, Jenny would be on my doorstep next week :).
 
Jenny

But I can't imagine why anyone would buy one of these. For that kind of money, if you are incapable of getting yourself laid, just get some real live hookers instead.
 
The Standard female REALDOLL is $6499.00. The Male Realdoll is $6999.00. Shipping is $500 within the continental United States, and generally $850.00 international. Complete information about ordering can be found on our ORDERS page.


holy fuck?


you can go 5 years with fucking a new hooker every night in Asia for that money
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
now...would you DP a real doll with your friends?
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Uh No.

That's like trying to find an excuse to see a guys dick.

I wouldn't DP anything, much less a doll.
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
loosen the fuck up.

its fun to run a train

I KNOW some of the girls you have fucked with have been Dp'd
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LOL... that's like RNCH telling you to loosen up and let him suck ur dick!

I have my preferences, I don't wanna see some d00ds cak when I am trying to get off....

I guess it's possible about the girls I've dated, but I wouldn't know about it.... they've always tended to be the types of girls that bring other girls to bed.... not other guys.... but whateva...
 
jh1 said:
LOL... that's like RNCH telling you to loosen up and let him suck ur dick!

I have my preferences, I don't wanna see some d00ds cak when I am trying to get off....

I guess it's possible about the girls I've dated, but I wouldn't know about it.... they've always tended to be the types of girls that bring other girls to bed.... not other guys.... but whateva...
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who is rnch? sucking dick and running trains are different.

you fuck around with coke whores chances are one the ones you have dated have had both holes stuffed at once in their club slut days. you would be surpised how many whores have done the DP thing
 
They did a piece about those things on the HBO's "Real Sex."

The dolls are VERY heavy, virtually the weight of a real person which is why the shipping is so expensive, gentleman, read the FAQ:

REALDOLL's are shipped by standard freight in a plain and secure wooden shipping crate. The crate door is secured by screws. The crate is approximately 6'x2'x2' and weighs about 150 lbs when loaded. Inside the padded crate, the doll is safely hanging by a neck bolt on a removable mounting bracket which can be installed in your home for safe storage of your doll. All shipments are fully insured.

Don't you find it funny they don't have a "How much does RealDoll weigh?" FAQ?

Question two, how do you clean out the orifices? Seriously?
 
musclemom said:
They did a piece about those things on the HBO's "Real Sex."

The dolls are VERY heavy, virtually the weight of a real person which is why the shipping is so expensive, gentleman, read the FAQ:

REALDOLL's are shipped by standard freight in a plain and secure wooden shipping crate. The crate door is secured by screws. The crate is approximately 6'x2'x2' and weighs about 150 lbs when loaded. Inside the padded crate, the doll is safely hanging by a neck bolt on a removable mounting bracket which can be installed in your home for safe storage of your doll. All shipments are fully insured.

Don't you find it funny they don't have a "How much does RealDoll weigh?" FAQ?

Question two, how do you clean out the orifices? Seriously?
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I have the same question, for you.
 
jh1 said:
I have the same question, for you.
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Silly boy, real girls are self cleaning :qt:
 
It would be hilarious to have one sitting beside of you in your car in traffic... people would be like wtf
 
which one of those is the phat ass one?
 
SublimeZM said:
agreed. they actually look like dead people.

still fucking cool though
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room temperature
feels cool because we're 98 degrees
 
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dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
id fuck the shit out of one of those all the time. just i wouldnt want to cough up $$$ for a doll.... i would fuck it till my dick hurts
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Sounds like you're in the market for a second hand model.
 
some of those pics look much like an actual woman, albeit with some weird makeup on. they better be that real, for the money.
 
Britney looks smokin in that office getup.

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