WHich quote is the best one

[Sub-Zero]

i failed at life for wanting a quote on my laptop.

 

[swole]

fuck a quote, what are you some mtv new age talk about the real world during lunch preppy turd? might as well put stars and pretty colors in your sig

 

[biteme]

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
- Homer Simpson

This one for sure the other ones are to serious. It would for sure get alot more compliments

LOL. I was about to go run. Fuck it in the name of Homer Simpson. That guy is great

 

[redman2020]

any other good suggestions?

Dude, if you put something funny you will not regreat it. Like Some of my facroite quotes are

Where there is a will theres a scam.
and
Eagles may sore, but at least weisels don't get sucked into jet engines.

You wouldnt go wrong with something funny, you would get comments all the time.

 

[Smurfy]

I was reading a book today and the author told a story about how for a long time every time the phone rang he immediately readied himself for the person on the other line to have a conflict/issue/annoying questions, etc. Eventually, he realized that he was not helping and was actually making matters worse. So he put the words "Pavlov" on his phone. Pavlov's dog was conditioned to associate the bell ring with food. Eventually, the author became conditioned to the phone ring being associated with proiblems and headaches.

great quote

 

[Island Son]

How 'bout...

"Block EF, or you'll never get shit done!"

short and practical. Kudos!

 

[Sub-Zero]

i got the toshiba which doesnt come with engravings

 

[Smurfy]

i got the toshiba which doesnt come with engravings

ok good. then someone should shitcan this thread.