Which bros from here would you like to meet/hang out with?

[WoodyO]

The church of latter day creepy virgins

 

[cindylou]

I don't get it

 

[miplank]

Neither does dabuffguy

 

[dabuffguy]

do I have to convert

No

 

[PICK3]

If I can put a ring on it...

wut will you pawn?

 

[dabuffguy]

The church of latter day creepy virgins

Formerly misunderstood for practicing polygamy and getting gratuitous amounts of poon, we are now starved virgins.

That's quite the 180.

 

[bigbassturd]

Neither does dabuffguy

ahahahahahahahaha

 

[WoodyO]

Formerly misunderstood for practicing polygamy and getting gratuitous amounts of poon, we are now starved virgins.

That's quite the 180.

I thought they were known for providing inflated membership numbers worldwide and for being the only religion with a separate business side that refuses to open it's books to the feds?

 

[miplank]

ahahahahahahahaha

Lololololol

 

[dabuffguy]

I thought they were known for providing inflated membership numbers worldwide and for being the only religion with a separate business side that refuses to open it's books to the feds?

Membership numbers are accurate.

Active membership is different from total membership.

Anyone who is baptised into the church, is not dead and has not requested removal of membership record is counted.

The business side of the church does indeed exist, it's pretty difficult to miss. However, it is completely separate from the ecclesiastical side. Nothing wrong with that. If they aren't required by law to open their books, then oh well. Doesn't really matter, does it?

Wanna know how much money the church has? 10's of billions. Happy?