Where do I get a broly?

[supersizeme]

I'm not sure what that is exactly, but I'm pretty sure that my life will not be truly complete until I have acquired a broly. Can anyone help me out with this? Can I get one at the 7-11 down the street? Do they have different colors and sizes? I think I would take a large. Frackal claims he has a broly, perhaps I should just PM him.

 

[The Shadow]

try Ebay

 

[supersizeme]

Also, how do you pronounce the enigma that is a "broly." It it like "bro lee" , like as in "that's my bro, lee." or is it prounounced like "brawlee"
i'm so confused

 

[rnch]

brolys, like soul mates, are extremely hard to get!!!!

 

[Zebo]

Don't they have brolys at Sam's or Costco?....I say buy bulk.

 

[vixenbabe]

WTF is a broly/brawlee?

Is this a type of bra for men with tits or what?

 

[the nature boy]

I'm just looking for a "brah", not a broly. Brolys require too much time and effort.

 

[rnch]

frackal wants/needs one badly.

 

[supersizeme]

nature boy to be honest, you sound scared of finding a broly. apparently you aren't supposed to go looking for brolys, they are more likely to come into your life when you're not looking for them. kind of like police officers writing citations for speeding tickets. i have been purposely not looking for any things of the brolyan nature in hopes that one will just appear for many years now, but no such luck yet, which is why i'm asking this. rnch where did you get yours so maybe some of us can stop by after work and pick one up?

 

[the nature boy]

lmao..... brolyan.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I picture one to be small and cuddly. a combination of cabbage patch dolls, gremlins prior to water, and a young midget.

speaking of which - I saw a midget this weekend.

 

[Frackal]

I Do NOT have a broly. They are the scourge of the known universe.

 

[TEXgrl]

nature boy to be honest, you sound scared of finding a broly. apparently you aren't supposed to go looking for brolys, they are more likely to come into your life when you're not looking for them. kind of like police officers writing citations for speeding tickets. i have been purposely not looking for any things of the brolyan nature in hopes that one will just appear for many years now, but no such luck yet, which is why i'm asking this. rnch where did you get yours so maybe some of us can stop by after work and pick one up?

perhaps you can hunt for them like you do snipes? snipe hunting is pretty cool

 

[HappyScrappy]

I Do NOT have a broly. They are the scourge of the known universe.

dude - stop bragging about your broly and your scourge.

actually, "Broly and Scourge" sounds like a really cheesy cop show. or maybe two go-bots.

 

[supersizeme]

speaking of which - I saw a midget this weekend.

what did you do? did you kick it? please explain the details of the encounter.

kingjohn i see no reason why there couldn't be a "hella broly." although this sounds like it must be harder to come by than your average, run of the mill broly. it's like, if you see someone that has a hella broly, you should pay them instant respect and be like, "jesus christ that's some hella broly you're rollin with there."

 

[HappyScrappy]

what did you do? did you kick it? please explain the details of the encounter.

I was painting pottery (like all manly men do), and there was a little woman there. really little.

I'm not sure why, but any time I see a midget or a dwarf, the first thing I do is try to figure out how to have sex with it.
I'm not saying I actually have sex - I just mentally try to swing the angles and stuff.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

is this a karma thread?

 

[TheProject]

dude - stop bragging about your broly and your scourge.

actually, "Broly and Scourge" sounds like a really cheesy cop show. or maybe two go-bots.

 

[HappyScrappy]

whoa... I was like... nearly right.

I was even thinking Transformers - but I was trying to go one lamer.

hot damn.

 

[spentagn]

I'm not sure what that is exactly, but I'm pretty sure that my life will not be truly complete until I have acquired a broly. Can anyone help me out with this? Can I get one at the 7-11 down the street? Do they have different colors and sizes? I think I would take a large. Frackal claims he has a broly, perhaps I should just PM him.

Try the West End or Museum District. Plenty of your type to be found there.

 

[Bullit]

Brolys are overrated.
Partners in higher acts of stupidity, however, are the cats ass.

 

[rnch]

Brolys are overrated.
Partners in higher acts of stupidity, however, are the cats ass.

good karma heading your way, B!!!!!

"partners in higher acts of stupidity" talk you into doing stuff you wouldn't have to guts to do by yourself; but are glad you did it.