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Do you sit square on the seat or do you hover?
Do you use your hand to flush or your foot?
Do you use your hand to flush or your foot?
When you use a public toilet...
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Since no one else is here for you, I'll floor this one.
If it's a washroom at work I sit but try to keep my junk from touching the water.
If I'm in a true blue public washroom at a mall or something I hover until I don't care or until I'm done. I will always flush with my foot, if I flush at all.
If it's a washroom at work I sit but try to keep my junk from touching the water.
If I'm in a true blue public washroom at a mall or something I hover until I don't care or until I'm done. I will always flush with my foot, if I flush at all.
From 1988-1991, I had a gastrointestinal problem which caused me to have constant diarrhea. My gastrointerologist had me on some over-the-counter meds (Mitrolan, good stuff!) that helped me manage it, but if I ran out or was careless, then I could have some sudden emergencies.
I learned that if you need to go badly enough, no rest stop or service station restroom is so gross that you can't sit down and blow a load.
Fortunately I got over it.
I wipe the seat with TP, and sit on it. No hovering.
I learned that if you need to go badly enough, no rest stop or service station restroom is so gross that you can't sit down and blow a load.
Fortunately I got over it.
I wipe the seat with TP, and sit on it. No hovering.
TheLordofIron
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2 hover & foot
1 Sit and hand flusher.
Check!
1 Sit and hand flusher.
Check!
TheLordofIron
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2. hover & Foot
1. Sit & Hand
1. Anal Retentive
Check!
1. Sit & Hand
1. Anal Retentive
Check!
Hover and foot if it is a hole! If i got to go #2 in a whole I will cover the seat with tolit paper before I sit down. If it nice I will sit I love when places have those paper cover things but normally the nicest places have them so really what is the point.
TheLordofIron
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LOL!!!!
hamstershaver
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flush with hands then pick my nose
GoldenDelicious
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throw a few metres of toilet paper in first so theres no splash
few more metres of toilet paper so no skin touches seat- minimum 2 layers
press button with wad of toilet paper- no touchie touchie
cant be too careful these days, although i have shat outside my house once in the past 5 years- i was in a nightclub and had had a bad batch of protein- gave me the projectile shits
then to share the pain i didnt flush...
few more metres of toilet paper so no skin touches seat- minimum 2 layers
press button with wad of toilet paper- no touchie touchie
cant be too careful these days, although i have shat outside my house once in the past 5 years- i was in a nightclub and had had a bad batch of protein- gave me the projectile shits
then to share the pain i didnt flush...
theoak01
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wherever I go im usually familiar enough to know where to good washrooms are,at school I will walk all the way across campus to go to a seldom used can which is very clean even at the end of the day,but if its a unfamiliar place I will go home and shower asap,but fuck hovering thats a pain in the ass
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DcupSheepNipples
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I shit on the floor! Seriously! I aint touching that mo fo for nothing! And if I have to open the door I just walk out and lay a loaf out in the parking lot! Don't any of you watch COPS! Public Restrooms are the 1# spot for homosexual hookups! That's not even counting all the crack whores with STD's banging truckers!
I'll pay the fine for public indecency before I plant my ass on a Public toilet seat!
Fuck in the bush/jugle you can shit wherever you please and just wipe your ass with leaves or grass! Somtimes there are tapeworms in them but I'd rather have a 10 foot worm in my gut then my cock falling off or my ass rotting out from a syphilis/goneria infected toilet!
I'll pay the fine for public indecency before I plant my ass on a Public toilet seat!
Fuck in the bush/jugle you can shit wherever you please and just wipe your ass with leaves or grass! Somtimes there are tapeworms in them but I'd rather have a 10 foot worm in my gut then my cock falling off or my ass rotting out from a syphilis/goneria infected toilet!
vixenbabe
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Y_Lifter said:
LOL...I bet you're the guy I saw walkin like he's got a iron pole rammed up his arse on those "control" days!
Control? Can't be healthy! My mom always told me NEVER to hold it!
How does one control the turd mill like that? Talk about risking a rupture or something.....
TheLordofIron said:
Depends on how drunk I am! I know for a fact that I ALWAYS put toilet paper on the seat. I never sit on a toilet at a nasty public place. Its hard to catch cooties from toilets, just a myth. But we never know whose buh-donk-a-donks have been visiting the pee-stops.......
As far as flushing goes, always use the foot!
vixenbabe said:
LOL. You are on a roll today Vixi.
supersizeme
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I prefer to lift the seat up before sitting down because when you think about it, how many people sit on that part of the toilet? Yep...they're all being nasty on the toilet seat. Once I'm done then I'll flush it with my tongue and then eat whatever toilet paper there is lying on the floor.
GoldenDelicious
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BO-DEN said:
have you ever dropped a turd and water splashes on your butt?
some nasty bugs in that water...hepatitis bugs...at least....
GoldenDelicious
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Y_Lifter said:
hm i always thought of it as the oh-my-jesus-christ-theres-a-disease-on-my-anus poopie but sure, pearl harbour poopie will do
Y_Lifter said:
The worst are "Corkers"
You know, the ones that feel like a solid loaf but are in reality just an inch or so of Depleted Uranium coated hardcrap followed by a Tsunami sized load of brown magma?
The pressure of the rhea lauches the cork out at the head of a column of liquid thunder and then upon slamming into the surface of the water sends a soaking of toilet water and your own squirts back up onto your ass? I demand a shower after that.
Oh and as far as 'holding it', Unless I have a death crazed turtle head yearning to be free, I hold it. No place like home to lay pipe.
I have, many times, done the false reservation thing to have access to a decent bowl: Walk into the most expensive restaurant you can find, make a quick reservation for a party of six, name is Kennedy, then ask where the restrooms are.... never fails. Just remember where and when.
I have, many times, done the false reservation thing to have access to a decent bowl: Walk into the most expensive restaurant you can find, make a quick reservation for a party of six, name is Kennedy, then ask where the restrooms are.... never fails. Just remember where and when.
PIGEON-RAT
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i take my shits at the same time every day, so i rarely have to go when i'm out of my apartment. and then i'm not in disgusting bathrooms, so i sit on the seat.
