I'm usually too busy rubbing my nipples to get a good look at all the opulant presence of life that is MOI. I get me hot baby! (Could I be onanistically gay?) Is that even a word?
Actually I see just a guy with HUGE BALLS! I wish mine were that big.
It varies based on my mood. If I'm sad or upset or angry, I look in the mirror and think I look fat and horrible. If I'm in a good mood, I might smile. I don't think I see myself as other see me.