when you first open the internet

[Sub-Zero]

does anybody else do it when they are watching tv and think they wanna go jerk off at the computer but when they open the internet tthey HAVE to check email, or facebook, or myspace, and then u start looking at the pictures and then wanna jerk off but forgot you were gunna look at porn and then realize theres no naked girls on facebook and there is porn for that.

the internet is cool

 

[string_bean00]

i actually know exactly what you mean.

 

[swole]

lmfao yes to everything

 

[bigmann245]

 

[bran987]

every time!

 

[jnevin]

Lol. Absolutely.

 

[Lestat]

haha my thoughts exactly!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I think they should start showing T n A on tv. For some reason that would be more jerk worthy, like finding nude pics of an actress you never knew existed.

But yeah, the internet is cool.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Bunch of OCD up in this bitch.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I think they should start showing T n A on tv. For some reason that would be more jerk worthy, like finding nude pics of an actress you never knew existed.

But yeah, the internet is cool.

if you get premium channels like HBO and starz and cinemax, by the time i come home at night usually its like 75% porn

 

[jh1]

if you get premium channels like HBO and starz and cinemax, by the time i come home at night usually its like 75% porn

Softcore. That does nothing for me.

I have a bunch of lesbo and threesome movies recorded off of dishnetwork from the adult PPV from old parties I used to have... they are on the Dish DVR, so I can pull them up anytime.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Softcore. That does nothing for me.

I have a bunch of lesbo and threesome movies recorded off of dishnetwork from the adult PPV from old parties I used to have... they are on the Dish DVR, so I can pull them up anytime.

softcore as in tits only, or softcore as in no dicks in it...

 

[jh1]

softcore as in tits only, or softcore as in no dicks in it...

Sounds like a loaded question.

You don't get to see any penetration, or oral... all the real action is hidden.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

The best is chics just stripping and masturbating with dildos. For a m/f scene to be worthwhile she has to at least be moist and get a good cumshot all over her; ie not just fucking for a paycheck. That's why that amateur stuff is usually the best.

 

[heatherrae]

This whole thread must be written in man code.


Say what?

 

[jh1]

This whole thread must be written in man code.


Say what?

Do you ever go to your computer with intentions of hitting youporn and tweaking the bean, but then get distracted by email, ef, and whatnot and forget that your intention was to get it on with yourself?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Sounds like a loaded question.

You don't get to see any penetration, or oral... all the real action is hidden.

so u have to see the dicks to get off?

 

[Sub-Zero]

The best is chics just stripping and masturbating with dildos. For a m/f scene to be worthwhile she has to at least be moist and get a good cumshot all over her; ie not just fucking for a paycheck. That's why that amateur stuff is usually the best.

lol i kinda like it when she looks like shes not enjoying herself

 

[jnevin]

so u have to see the dicks to get off?

lol

I knew someone would say that.

 

[jh1]

so u have to see the dicks to get off?

I knew you'd go there.

No, don't have to, but it certainly helps to see some chic(s) working a tool.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I knew you'd go there.

No, don't have to, but it certainly helps to see some chic(s) working a tool.

so your bi?

 

[jh1]

so your bi?

Only on Tuesdays bro.

 

[Lestat]

I'm with jh1, prefer the hardcore

 

[Sub-Zero]

I'm with jh1, prefer the hardcore

i think JH1 was saying he likes hardcore like m/f... not hardcore double dicks and no chicks like you

 

[Smurfy]

Do you ever go to your computer with intentions of hitting youporn and tweaking the bean, but then get distracted by email, ef, and whatnot and forget that your intention was to get it on with yourself?

i could def see that happening but i have DVDs or i just go into the bathroom with a toy if need be which hasnt been much at all lately.

 

[bigmann245]

i could def see that happening but i have DVDs or i just go into the bathroom with a toy if need be which hasnt been much at all lately.