When you die

[Deterass]

are you going to be cremated or just embalmed and buried?
The Bilble thread got me thinking about death and i think its a waste of good space and money to bury people.Why would you want people walking by your casket looking at your dead body?I will be cremated and don't care what they do with the ashes.

 

[velvett]

Cremated and scattered over the waters of Little Ram Island.



The earth is for the living not the dead.

 

[from zero]

I don't care now, and I doubt I'll care when the time comes.

 

[Deterass]

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The earth is for the living not the dead. [/B]

I agree 100%

 

[curling]

I told my wife to glue on my wakeboard to my feet and weight it down with some weight and dumb me in the deepest part of Lake Travis. That way one day I can freak out a begginner scuba diver. I know the health department said no to my idea that is why she is going to have to do it in the middle of the night. I just buried my grandfather and it was 12k that is ridicutlous.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

morbid bastards

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

bury me

 

[Mr. dB]

If I die while my dad's still alive, I'm sure I'll be embalmed and buried in a casket, because that's what would comfort him. I'm against it, and I loathe the funeral industry, but that stuff is all for the living anyway, not for the deceased.

Personally, I'd prefer a more ironic ending for my remains. Like, say, cut off my head and put it on a pike in front of a certain ex-girlfriend's house, and run the body through a wood chipper.

 

[mrjoker5150]

I'm gonna live forever.

 

[WODIN]

I'm going to be creamated but before so doing, I will have my penis removed and placed in a capsule that is going to be shot into orbit around the earth.

 

[curling]

I'm going to be creamated but before so doing, I will have my penis removed and placed in a capsule that is going to be shot into orbit around the earth.

Are you talking about a pill capsule like that you shoot dbol in. Man, you must have a small penis wodie.

 

[WODIN]

Are you talking about a pill capsule like that you shoot dbol in. Man, you must have a small penis wodie.

Your wit is only surpassed by the redness of your neck.

 

[LeeJunFan]

i'll decide when it happens

 

[kho]

tie me to the back of a long haul tractor trailer. drag me somewhere boring.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i want to be shot into the sun. then the fusion of my atoms will spread light and radiation across the universe.

 

[curling]

Your wit is only surpassed by the redness of your neck.

And your penis surpasses nothing. I bet you drive a big four drive truck don't ya?

 

[canadianhitman]

I want to be buried. But I definately want the casket closed at the funeral...open is just creepy. I don't want people's last memory of my face to be that stone-faced heavily made-up look all stiffs have at the funeral parlour.

 

[BO-DEN]

im going to be cremated and my ashes put in a Bar B. Q grill and my family and friends will BBQ MEAT on the grill at a BBQ to celebrate my life.


this is my dying wish.


BO-DEN

 

[WODIN]

And your penis surpasses nothing. I bet you drive a big four drive truck don't ya?

what is "a big four drive truck" ? Why you so interested in the size of my cock? You gay? No wonder you wouldn't meet freeballin. You're "afearin" your inner-gay redneck might show up and want to start suck down man goo!

 

[curling]

im going to be cremated and my ashes put in a Bar B. Q grill and my family and friends will BBQ MEAT on the grill at a BBQ to celebrate my life.


this is my dying wish.


BO-DEN

Do you think the meat will taste kinda nasty? I mean you aren't exactly mesquite material BO-DEN. I think you can leave my invitation to that bbq shendig off your list.

 

[BO-DEN]

Do you think the meat will taste kinda nasty? I mean you aren't exactly mesquite material BO-DEN. I think you can leave my invitation to that bbq shendig off your list.

its not about the taste.

its about my family consuming my body.

kinda like you do on sundays for comunion.

its a way to take the strength of the person.



NO offence..
but why would you think you would be at my BBQ?
unless you were the appetiser ofcourse.

BO-DEN

 

[Scarlett33]

The way they do it in new Orleans is good. Its like a slow cremation and the crypts are used over and over again