When was your prime ?

[GoldenDelicious]

i was in my prime when i was 21. i was the randiest little delicious in the forest and then i got old i turned 22

but then, i realised that 22 was a good age! fuck! i was still in my prime!!! i was still the randiest little delicious in the forest! i was a machine!!! ...and then i turned 23

i was old and past my prime ...but then, i realised that 23 was still young enough to pick up teenagers! and so...i did! and i thought..fuck! im still in my prime!!! ...but then i turned 24 and it was over. i was out of my prime .and i was upset.

so i went out, and this other teenage hottie saw me and...picked me up!!! omg!!!! i was still in my prime!!!! woooowoooooooooo!! and so i enjoyed yet another studly year!!! and then...i turned 25

this was big. i mean, a quarter century thats shit. it was over, mangs. i was officially old and i was very sad. i wasnt the randiest delicious in the forest anymore there were other little deliciouses running around the forest with hotties

and so i went through a mid-delicious crisis, and did the only thing a self respecting delicious could do...i stole those little mofos girls! (heehee) and then i figured...for me to steal those girls...and still beat the hell out of those guys...surely..i was still in my prime!!!!

and then...i turned 26

so i went to a party, and this 17 yo girl i was talking to said to me "so...when you were 9...MY parents were banging!!!!" and i knew, in that moment, i was a pathetic old bastard i was just pwned by a 17 yo my life was over. it was time to get married and have 2.3 kids, get fat, and have sex once a week if i was lucky with some massive arsed moustached smelly greek woman and seriously...i was angry. i was so angry that i decided...im gonna pick this chick up!! and so half an hour later, she followed me into the bathroom (i kicked her out) and i realised...holy shit! i must surely still be in my prime!!!!

so anyway, the point is, if i hadnt worried so much about being "old" all these years, i would have had a lot more fun

but probably fewer chicks.

and i would have pissed less people off.

which kinda would have sucked.

SO. stress less, tt

 

[GoldenDelicious]

all of you shutup, smileys are free

 

[jdevlin1985]

i was in my prime when i was 21. i was the randiest little delicious in the forest and then i got old i turned 22

but then, i realised that 22 was a good age! fuck! i was still in my prime!!! i was still the randiest little delicious in the forest! i was a machine!!! ...and then i turned 23

i was old and past my prime ...but then, i realised that 23 was still young enough to pick up teenagers! and so...i did! and i thought..fuck! im still in my prime!!! ...but then i turned 24 and it was over. i was out of my prime .and i was upset.

so i went out, and this other teenage hottie saw me and...picked me up!!! omg!!!! i was still in my prime!!!! woooowoooooooooo!! and so i enjoyed yet another studly year!!! and then...i turned 25

this was big. i mean, a quarter century thats shit. it was over, mangs. i was officially old and i was very sad. i wasnt the randiest delicious in the forest anymore there were other little deliciouses running around the forest with hotties

and so i went through a mid-delicious crisis, and did the only thing a self respecting delicious could do...i stole those little mofos girls! (heehee) and then i figured...for me to steal those girls...and still beat the hell out of those guys...surely..i was still in my prime!!!!

and then...i turned 26

so i went to a party, and this 17 yo girl i was talking to said to me "so...when you were 9...MY parents were banging!!!!" and i knew, in that moment, i was a pathetic old bastard i was just pwned by a 17 yo my life was over. it was time to get married and have 2.3 kids, get fat, and have sex once a week if i was lucky with some massive arsed moustached smelly greek woman and seriously...i was angry. i was so angry that i decided...im gonna pick this chick up!! and so half an hour later, she followed me into the bathroom (i kicked her out) and i realised...holy shit! i must surely still be in my prime!!!!

so anyway, the point is, if i hadnt worried so much about being "old" all these years, i would have had a lot more fun

but probably fewer chicks.

and i would have pissed less people off.

which kinda would have sucked.

SO. stress less, tt

LMFAO!!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

in terms of looks, i would say 20-24

 

[digimon7068]

Still waiting.

If I had to pick a time gone by, I'd probably say 30. My knees still worked, I was fairly strong, very lean and completely clean living. Before that, would have been my senior year in college, after my first experience with dbol. . .my body composition changed significantly. . .I got more action in the 6 months after that than I had in the whole 3 years before.

 

[KillahBee]

Haven't hit it just yet. Keep reinventing everything.

 

[slat1]

Life is cyclical

 

[Delinquent]

So far would be 21-22 years old. My wife then fiance and I lived for the gym and barely partied. Definitely looked my best and felt happy. 23-26 have definitely been the worst years so far with the exception of marrying my wife of course. Looking to make my prime 27-?

 

[tinytank]

So far would be 21-22 years old. My wife then fiance and I lived for the gym and barely partied. Definitely looked my best and felt happy. 23-26 have definitely been the worst years so far with the exception of marrying my wife of course. Looking to make my prime 27-?

maybe ?? good luck

 

[HiDnGoD]

43, 2006. This is MY year. With the minor exception of a few aches & pains, I am in the best shape of my life. I've been thinner, but never stronger. I've never made as much money, my kid is about to move out, & my love & I get to be alone together again.