When they do all of Michael Phelps stats on TV during the olympics, why don't then mention his cock size?

[Lestat]

A smaller package would mean less resistance in the water right?

Just sayin'

 

[walliwalibus]

I think your right......

 

[Lestat]

Last night they specifically mentioned "flat backside" as a positive attribute....

the dude is 6'4" but has legs the size of someone who was 6'0"... but his torso is the size of someone who is 6'8" .. how does his cawk factor in there? I'd prefer to have one the size of someone who was 6'8"

 

[bw1]

A smaller package would mean less resistance in the water right?

Just sayin'

I bet you can swim fast

 

[PICK3]

 

[drsketch]

he uses his cock as a propeller, thats how he swims so fast

 

[walliwalibus]

i guess you would divide the 6'8" by the size of the 6 footer, then add that to the average size of the 6 footer. Or, you could divide the average 6 footer into 6 and that that and divide by .8 then ad that on to the 6 footer average......... i just kidding i have no idea LOL

 

[Lestat]

How did I know you'd be all over this thread?

 

[AAP]

Maybe he tapes it between his legs to hide his candy and reduce water drag.

(personally known some who have done that)

 

[the_alcatraz]

This thread is hilarious. A bunch of guys talking about another guy's cock. lol