When my dog does something wrong

[stilleto]

she stays perfectly still. Like, "if i don't move, you can't see me".

I know people that do this too.

If they avoid the question, they didn't lie. If they stay very quiet, they didn't do anything. If they smile and act pleasant, they didn't cause a problem.

 

[snacky cake]

I'm dealing more with the ones who undermine people behind their backs and throw people under the bus.

 

[stilleto]

I'm dealing more with the ones who undermine people behind their backs and throw people under the bus.

i don't know how this relates to the first post.

 

[AAP]

I'm dealing more with the ones who undermine people behind their backs and throw people under the bus.

I like watching when that happens.

*stands really still. gets quiet. stiletto won't see I posted shit on her thread.*

 

[stilleto]

I like watching when that happens.

*stands really still. gets quiet. stiletto won't see I posted shit on her thread.*

lol
of course.

 

[lostinfitness]

when my dog does something wrong she cuddles with me to try and make me forget. she is cynical i swear.

 

[jnevin]

i don't know how this relates to the first post.

lol

 

[MichaelScott]

my dog refuses to make eye contact she will stare at the floor and hope i get distracted by something else. if thatdoesnt work she hides, that is my first clue when i get home that she messed up

 

[stilleto]

my dog refuses to make eye contact she will stare at the floor and hope i get distracted by something else. if thatdoesnt work she hides, that is my first clue when i get home that she messed up

oh yes. Hiding. another dog/human characteristic.

 

[stilleto]

I don't like being lied to, and standing still like a dog doesn't make me not see it.

 

[MichaelScott]

im guessing there to this thread than your dog messing up

 

[stilleto]

im guessing there to this thread than your dog messing up

actually, my dog has been good.
it's certain people who i can no longer stand.

 

[AAP]

I don't like being lied to, and standing still like a dog doesn't make me not see it.

What are you doing? Standing still in the middle of the living room won't make me not notice you. You think I can't see you. but I can.

 

[stilleto]

What are you doing? Standing still in the middle of the living room won't make me not notice you. You think I can't see you. but I can.

you only notice my tits.

 

[MichaelScott]

i knew it was a double ontondra

 

[snacky cake]

i don't know how this relates to the first post.

Oh, I was just saying that instead of dealing with the people who freeze and hope you don't notice, I'm dealing with the people who keep operating very surrepticiously to work their magic. I'm talking about a fellow at work.

 

[stilleto]

Oh, I was just saying that instead of dealing with the people who freeze and hope you don't notice, I'm dealing with the people who keep operating very surrepticiously to work their magic. I'm talking about a fellow at work.

ohhhhhh. yeah. always gotta be leary of those.

 

[bottleneckblooz]

Hey What's happening with your Russian GF anyway?

 

[stilleto]

Hey What's happening with your Russian GF anyway?

OH shit, she's coming to the U.S.!!
she sent me the good news, and said she needs my full name and address for her visa. and of course, the nearest international airport.

I obviously couldn't send her my own, so i made up a name and address and found the real airport nearest that town.
She told me she'll be going to moscow first and staying with a friend who is going to help her get her visa. She is very lucky to stay with her friend, because it is expensive to stay at a hotel, of course!


OMG, i have to see if she wrote me back. brb.