When life gives you lemons...

[AAP]

You squirt the juice back in her eyes.

Dude here doesn't let anything stand in his way.

http://www.sportsshooter.com/news/1477

 

[jerkbox]

holy shit that's crazy....i mean, i would just kick him over......there's no way he could be effective on the field.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Wow!

 

[puddlemonkey]

holy shit that's crazy....i mean, i would just kick him over......there's no way he could be effective on the field.

Shit, you'd be running towards him while unzipping your pants.

 

[AAP]

Shit, you'd be running towards him while unzipping your pants.

Dude!

 

[jerkbox]

i wonder what his 40 time is...

 

[AAP]

holy shit that's crazy....i mean, i would just kick him over......there's no way he could be effective on the field.

Would you? Or would you avoid him or out of sympathy let him tackle you.

Did you read where they disqualified him one game for not wearing shoes. WTF??

 

[jerkbox]

Would you? Or would you avoid him or out of sympathy let him tackle you.

Did you read where they disqualified him one game for not wearing shoes. WTF??

no sympathy on the field mang. I'd run him over like a train....or just hop over him....lol

 

[jnevin]

lol @ Jerkbox.

Lots of quicksand on that field.

 

[NJjuice22]

i bet if you tried to run him over he would wrap you up and tackle you...kids gotta be superb at leg tackles. I would hurdle his ass though for sho.

 

[NJjuice22]

I wonder if he has ever gotten a hold of someones jersey and just been dragged 50 or so yards....kinda funny picture..

 

[jnevin]

I wonder if they kicked him through the uprights as a hazing thing.

 

[AAP]

You bitches are brutal.

That's why I come here.

 

[jerkbox]

I wonder if he has ever gotten a hold of someones jersey and just been dragged 50 or so yards....kinda funny picture..

they should put him on offense.....goal line situation, just hand him the ball, pick him up and toss him over the line....lmao....i'm terrible

 

[Phaded]

when life gives you aids.. make lemonaids

 

[advanced-stealth]

Damn!!

 

[jh1]

holy shit that's crazy....i mean, i would just kick him over......there's no way he could be effective on the field.

Pretty sure that'd be a foul.

 

[Phaded]

they should put him on offense.....goal line situation, just hand him the ball, pick him up and toss him over the line....lmao....i'm terrible

dude i guarantee that'd work and has to be legal

 

[jh1]

I wonder how much he weighs..

 

[Phaded]

can't be more than like 80 lbs..if they practice enough they could use two guys too catapault his ass

 

[nimbus]

if i was his coach i'd start him at kicker

 

[-SD-]

if i was his coach i'd start him at kicker

bet hes better than vanderjagt.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I wonder if they kicked him through the uprights as a hazing thing.

OMG that had me lolin and crying...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Holy shit this is the best thread ever. I am funkin crying over here. I'm hittin all you fuckers with some k when I can.

 

[jnevin]

Coach: "Think they're going to run a screen?"

That guy: "I'm stumped."

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm ashamed that I lol'd when I read this.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dude here doesn't let anything stand in his way.

lol

 

[jnevin]

I'm ashamed that I lol'd when I read this.

I'm proud to admit I lol whenever I read a new comment. The picture of just chucking him over the line as he squeals, "Wendy, I cal flyyyyyy!" is just so awesome.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm guessing they don't run any bootleg plays with that guy involved.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

cant play center for sure, maybe they could just hike him and the ball and toss him to somebody?

 

[alien amp pharm]

I don't even know why he is playing. I heard he doesn't stand for team sports.

 

[jnevin]

He's got a leg up on the competition.

 

[alien amp pharm]

He's got a leg up on the competition.

That was a low blow

 

[Turd Ferguson]

he dosent stand a chance in college.

 

[AAP]

He is crucial for small plays.

 

[Phaded]

i was thinking he'd be great for field goal blocking put that motherfucker on a tall guys shoulders..

 

[alien amp pharm]

He has his shortcomings both on and off the field

 

[Phaded]

or basically put em in a basket then fire his ass straight up in the air like a cheerleading toss for the field goal block..

 

[AAP]

He is trying out for halfback next year.

On plays under the 10 yard line, you could always pitch him the ball and he stick it in his jersey, then the running backs grab both arms and alley-oop him over the pile into the end zone.

 

[nimbus]

rofl @ halfback

 

[jnevin]

He is trying out for halfback next year.

On plays under the 10 yard line, you could always pitch him the ball and he stick it in his jersey, then the running backs grab both arms and alley-oop him over the pile into the end zone.

LOL

Like the keg toss in strongman competitions.

 

[nimbus]

he dosent stand a chance in college.

really, i woulda thought he'd be a serious candidate for the Walker award

 

[AAP]

I wonder if anyone on his own team has tripped over him.

 

[nimbus]

last time he played cornerback, the receiver he was covering heard footsteps and dropped the pass

 

[Turd Ferguson]

after he retires from football I hear he will start his next career. speed bump

 

[nimbus]

does he even call it football?

 

[nimbus]

the coach is trying to move him to fullback because he excels at 3rd and short situations

 

[nimbus]

he tried his hand at offensive coordinator for a while, but always got stumped by opposing defenses

 

[nimbus]

ok, im done, sorry. i should know better than to kick a man when he's down

 

[jack sparrow]

I just wonder how his golf game is in the off season.

 

[jnevin]

I just wonder how his golf game is in the off season.

 

[jack sparrow]

lmao...I was thingking the same thing.

 

[NJjuice22]

they should put him on offense.....goal line situation, just hand him the ball, pick him up and toss him over the line....lmao....i'm terrible

lmao...terrible but hysterical to picture.

 

[AAP]

so no one got anything nice to say?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

good for him. I get a tear in my eye when I think of the little guy walking on his hands. I have to see that in real life. that must be amazing.

 

[jnevin]

Ref blows the whistle and says.. "Half Time!"

The kid looks at him and says "Yes, did you call me?"

 

[nimbus]

do you think one could trap him inside a revolving door?

 

[needtogetaas]

You bitches are brutal.

That's why I come here.

lmao it is funny.

 

[needtogetaas]

can't be more than like 80 lbs..if they practice enough they could use two guys too catapault his ass

fuck this thread is great...aap I love it.