When In Rome...

[2 ton hoss]

SO I WAS IN THE FOOD COURT THIS SATURDAY AT THE MALL AND THIS MARIACHI BAND IS PLAYING AND THEY'RE SINGING OLE OLE OLE AND SHIT LIKE THAT GRATED ON MY NERVES SO I START HUMMING PRETTY LOUD SUGAR NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAH, OH HONEY HONEY...BLAH BLAH. SO THIS DRUNKEN MEXICAN DUDE COMES UP AND ASKS ME TO QUIT AND IM LIKE FUCK NO I GOT AS MUCH RIGHT TO SING AS THIS FUCKING MARIACHI BAND AND HES LIKE I LIKE YOUR GUTS HOMBRE AND HE GOES AND WE HAVE SOME TEQUILA AND WE START HITTING ON THESE BITCHES AND I START LIKEING THE MARIACHI MUSIC AND START GOING OLE OLE OLE AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW I GOT HOME BUT I WOKE UP IN BED AND MY CAR WAS STILL PARKED AT THE MALL

 

[the nature boy]

the story should have ended with you waking up in the woods totally naked except for one shoe on and blo

 

[3Vandoo]

once in band camp...

 

[Latimer]

ever had your shit pushed in?

 

[Frackal]

LMAO latimer

 

[Bigsatan13]

He also had his tonsils torqued.