I snuck into a bar with a friend using fake ID. I met this cute guy there who was 28. I told him i was 19 and in college, instead of highschool...
we started dating. i thought he was so cool cause he owned a house, a car, and a motorcycle.. the guys i dated didn't even always have their licenses.
anyway, i had to keep lying about college and about why i didn't drive, why i didn't want him meeting my parents, etc.
he started turning into an ass- we'd go to the beach on his motorcycle and he'd make fun of my hair when i got off the bike.
then he said he wished i wore heels to the beach like all the other hot women (to the BEACH??). He said i should wear my hair up and grow my nails long... all things i may have done if i wasn't FIFTEEN.
anyway, one weekend i tell my parents i'm going away with a friend or something and instead, this guy and i got a cabin he has in the woods. We're there for a while and he's just being such an ass so i say "i think i should tell you something... I'm not 19. i lied".
he said, "18?"
nope.
"17?????"
uh... nope.
"OMG, you're 16?????"
not yet.
he THREW me my clothes and dragged me outside, and drove us home like a madman. Dropped me off and never spoke to me again.
so tonight, i'm shopping and i see him. i recognized him right away (i'm 37 now).
the wierd thing is, although my hair wasn't up, i was wearing heels and of course, my nails are always long. he saw me and smiled and tried to coyly say hi so i thought he recognized me too. i said, "i'm surprised you recognized me"
he actually DIDN"T. he was just flirting. i walked away without telling him how he knew me, just to annoy him, but 22 years later and his taste in women is the exact same.
we started dating. i thought he was so cool cause he owned a house, a car, and a motorcycle.. the guys i dated didn't even always have their licenses.
anyway, i had to keep lying about college and about why i didn't drive, why i didn't want him meeting my parents, etc.
he started turning into an ass- we'd go to the beach on his motorcycle and he'd make fun of my hair when i got off the bike.
then he said he wished i wore heels to the beach like all the other hot women (to the BEACH??). He said i should wear my hair up and grow my nails long... all things i may have done if i wasn't FIFTEEN.
anyway, one weekend i tell my parents i'm going away with a friend or something and instead, this guy and i got a cabin he has in the woods. We're there for a while and he's just being such an ass so i say "i think i should tell you something... I'm not 19. i lied".
he said, "18?"
nope.
"17?????"
uh... nope.
"OMG, you're 16?????"
not yet.
he THREW me my clothes and dragged me outside, and drove us home like a madman. Dropped me off and never spoke to me again.
so tonight, i'm shopping and i see him. i recognized him right away (i'm 37 now).
the wierd thing is, although my hair wasn't up, i was wearing heels and of course, my nails are always long. he saw me and smiled and tried to coyly say hi so i thought he recognized me too. i said, "i'm surprised you recognized me"
he actually DIDN"T. he was just flirting. i walked away without telling him how he knew me, just to annoy him, but 22 years later and his taste in women is the exact same.

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