When flying the friendly skies

[vinylgroover]

we have clearance clarence, roger roger, what's our vector victor.......lol

 

[nycgirl]

Oh god, No. I have to hide my MP3 Player and sneak the earphones on when the stewardess sits down during takeoff. Listening to music, helps calm my nerves.

 

[JarheadChiro]

I jump out of planes!

 

[novamanms]

I stopped flying in 2000 after I smuggled a Chinese Broadsword on board by telling everyone it was a golf club.

 

[dirty~d~]

do you listen in to the ATC tower dispatch stuff? I do and I find it interesting.


charlie one niner

I do during take offs and landings. It is interesting.

 

[cyrex]

no..

I hate flying anyhow. A metal tube passing thru air at 400mph does not make me happy.

how about a silicone tube passing over your wang at 10mph?

 

[cyrex]

I would just bang the stewardess in the bathroom. Good times.

I've been on at least 8 flights in the last 2 years and not once did I have even a slightly attractive stewardess

 

[ZKaudio]

I've been on at least 8 flights in the last 2 years and not once did I have even a slightly attractive stewardess

amen... when I first flew 1st class I was like... now Ima see all the goodlooking one... NEWP. Just as fugly as the rest. Lots of gheys too. BTW when teh mile high club ops present themselves, they are always at the worst time, i.e. sitting next to your gf or w/ your family lol.

 

[gotmilk]

how about a silicone tube passing over your wang at 10mph?

You have confused gotmilk with Lestat

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I've been on at least 8 flights in the last 2 years and not once did I have even a slightly attractive stewardess

You've never flown a European or Asian carrier then...especially Asian. Fly on Malaysian Air or Singapore Air...or Cathay Pacific...the women are models.

It's true to some degree on the European carriers as well - KLM is very nice.

US air carriers...they're ugly fat hogs.