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Whats your take on spanking Heatherrae?

she'd fuck with rabid boar fervor for a few seconds then finish before you even poised your hand to slap then would sit idle with a snarky look on her face until she moaned a pathetic equivalent to a butterfly hatching as you shot your baby juice onto her stomach

not worth it, she's the worse single mom lay on earth
 
swole said:
not worth it, she's the worse single mom lay on earth
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One single mom down for you, and all of a fucking sudden your a connesuier of the single mom pussy. :rolleyes:
 
mountain muscle said:
No worries, he was talking of his date earlier Schitt.
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i def beat off tonight, and it was a good one

that nobody home jerk
 
jack_schitt said:
I'm thinking of whacking it when I get home :verygood:.
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you should have seen my setup

i had my laptop AND external monitor going

i was NOT messing around tonight.

i even caressed my nuts with the free hand.
 
swole said:
she'd fuck with rabid boar fervor for a few seconds then finish before you even poised your hand to slap then would sit idle with a snarky look on her face until she moaned a pathetic equivalent to a butterfly hatching as you shot your baby juice onto her stomach

not worth it, she's the worse single mom lay on earth
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Dang! Harsh! :lmao:
 
swole said:
you should have seen my setup

i had my laptop AND external monitor going

i was NOT messing around tonight.

i even caressed my nuts with the free hand.
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lollolol I get set up like that sometimes...if I'm feeling extra froggy, I'll even light a scented candle.
 
javaguru said:
Not a good punishment....she likes it too much.
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this is somewhat true. You know that asshole Russian model on "the most smartest model?" I hate him but I want to have mad monkey sex with him because he is so GD MEAN -- meaner and fiestier than me! We would either kill each other or have the best sex ever. However, I can't stand him--really hate him.
 
heatherrae said:
this is somewhat true. You know that asshole Russian model on "the most smartest model?" I hate him but I want to have mad monkey sex with him because he is so GD MEAN -- meaner and fiestier than me! We would either kill each other or have the best sex ever. However, I can't stand him--really hate him.
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lol...
 
jack_schitt said:
lollolol I get set up like that sometimes...if I'm feeling extra froggy, I'll even light a scented candle.
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Sometimes I get myself drunk so I can't say no...If need be I'll choke my dick out for a sec/slap it, yell at it, tell it "no one else will love it like i do!!!"...Then sometimes in the morning I'll sit in my shower crying uncontrollably...pop a few xanies...try and numb teh pain. I'll get mad when my friends tell me to leave myself...they just don't understand... :(
 
cal_21 said:
Sometimes I get myself drunk so I can't say no...If need be I'll choke my dick out for a sec/slap it, yell at it, tell it "no one else will love it like i do!!!"...Then sometimes in the morning I'll sit in my shower crying uncontrollably...pop a few xanies...try and numb teh pain. I'll get mad when my friends tell me to leave myself...they just don't understand... :(
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do you send yourself flowers the next day?

:lmao:
 
I'd like to have her throw me in a mini-pool filled with about 200 lbs of green Jell-O, and then just beat me senseless...
 
jack_schitt said:
I'd like to have her throw me in a mini-pool filled with about 200 lbs of green Jell-O, and then just beat me senseless...
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that could be arranged. I like beating up men who deserve it...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
do you send yourself flowers the next day?

:lmao:
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Only when I threaten to leave myself...I don't appreciate what I have til it's gone. My pee pee threatened to slam itself in the doorframe because it couldn't take all teh abuse. Then I realized I need to show it a little tenderness...a little foreplay... write it sonnets....give it a massage...ask it how it's day was.
 
cal_21 said:
Only when I threaten to leave myself...I don't appreciate what I have til it's gone. My pee pee threatened to slam itself in the doorframe because it couldn't take all teh abuse. Then I realized I need to show it a little tenderness...a little foreplay... write it sonnets....give it a massage...ask it how it's day was.
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:worried:


have you considered getting it therapy? It sounds like it may have battered pee pee syndrome.
 
jack_schitt said:
Oh, I deserve it...don't let anyone tell you different.
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The funny part is that you probably think I'm joking. I would love to beat the crap out of you...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
:worried:


have you considered getting it therapy? It sounds like it may have battered pee pee syndrome.
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olololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
 
jack_schitt said:
Discuss
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Id say whoever gets to spank that butt is lucky.
 
Spanking HR? That's a "big" task. I'd have to make sure I was hydrated and had a good meal in me before I dove into that.
 
heatherrae said:
this is somewhat true. You know that asshole Russian model on "the most smartest model?" I hate him but I want to have mad monkey sex with him because he is so GD MEAN -- meaner and fiestier than me! We would either kill each other or have the best sex ever. However, I can't stand him--really hate him.
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lol i didn't realize that girls do the 'hate fuck' also
 
hydration and pre workout supplement..

don't forget to wear leather cloves, that way you won't traumatize your hand..
 
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