What's your ideal girl look like?

[MarthaStewart]

ideally, she has no arms or legs and is a mute.
they put up the least fight.

 

[buttplug]

Maybe there should be a new post "What's the lowest you would sink in terms of fugly for sex?"

Absolutely no one would answer that honestly, other than you. And empty eye sockets can be fun.

 

[MarthaStewart]

You're all pretty fucking picky.

well, the topic was "ideal girl"

I mean, I'd settle for a corpse, but I'm mean "ideally" she'd be alive and have both eyes.

Maybe there should be a new post "What's the lowest you would sink in terms of fugly for sex?"

 

[Crazy Ivan]

You're all pretty fucking picky.

You are more stupidderer(sp?) (new word for you?) than I thought.

1.Check the topic title
2. Put emphasis on word "IDEAL"
3. Clench your fists and hit yourself in the eye as hard as you can.
4. Repeat step 3
5. Repeat step 4
etc
6.Post pic of your face and tits

 

[buttplug]

You are more stupidderer(sp?) (new word for you?) than I thought.

1.Check the topic title
2. Put emphasis on word "IDEAL"
3. Clench your fists and hit yourself in the eye as hard as you can.
4. Repeat step 3
5. Repeat step 4
etc
6.Post pic of your face and tits

Yea, definately a new word there, champs.

1. I have.
2. Ideal: A conception of something in its absolute perfection.
One that is regarded as a standard or model of perfection or excellence.
An ultimate object of endeavor; a goal.*
An honorable or worthy principle or aim.
3. No, thanks, I got punched in the eye before. I know that hurts.
4. Copy/paste
5. Copy/paste
6. Well since you're asking so nicely...


... fuck off.

* A goal is meant to be achieved. I'm sorry I was not clear, what I meant to say is that if any of you want to find that "ideal" (unless you want to settle down for less, which is fine) you might want to widen your horizons and be a little less PICKY.

Yes, PICKY, the evil word that got your speedos twisted in a bunch.

 

[MarthaStewart]

your speedos

whoa - you know too much already... this is spooky

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Hey, now. Don't bash innocent Speedos. They look for fun, not trouble.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Baoh ? Is that you man ?

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Always is.

 

[Sigmund Roid]

My ideal girl:
Flat head: to put my beer on
big ears and no teeth....