What's wrong with me?

[Nathan]

Let's just talk about me for a while okay? Seriously let's make the next like 123456761534 hours all about me and only me. Cool? We'll call it "Nathan's Era". It'll be fun. You'll like it, trust me. We can do neat things like make cookies that are Nathan-shaped, and we can write songs about me, and we can ask HI to write some wonderful poetry all about me (couldn't resist). We'll have to make pamphlets and hand them out so that every knows but it'll be worth it. We're gonna have so much fun. I love you guys.

 

[the nature boy]

you want to know what wrong with you? you don't put out on the first date.... and it's driving happy scrappy insane.

 

[Nathan]

you want to know what wrong with you? you don't put out on the first date.... and it's driving happy scrappy insane.

Is that what he told you? Dammit! I told him he'd only get action if he bought me one of those foam fingers you get at football games. He maintained because we weren't anywhere near a football game that that would be impossible but I don't care.

 

[Code]

This level of self-admiration is a sure sign of Driscoll's Firmament.

Blend an entire loaf of rye bread into a mixture of rock salt and toe nail clippings. Eat this twice a day for two weeks.

 

[Nathan]

I'm not falling for that one a third time Code.

 

[the nature boy]

Is that what he told you? Dammit! I told him he'd only get action if he bought me one of those foam fingers you get at football games. He maintained because we weren't anywhere near a football game that that would be impossible but I don't care.

actually he has one of those... but it says "World's #1 Dad". will that do?

 

[Nathan]

actually he has one of those... but it says "World's #1 Dad". will that do?

It just might. Will it fit snuggly in my pants?

 

[Code]

I'm not falling for that one a third time Code.

LOL!

 

[the nature boy]

It just might. Will it fit snuggly in my pants?

Depends. Do you wear them?

 

[Nathan]

Depends. Do you wear them?

Only on Tuesdays.

 

[the nature boy]

Only on Tuesdays.

prude.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm 90% sure that one time when I ordered a sub from this place down the street, they put toenails in it.
I was eating and hit these hard nasty things that looked a lot like big toenail clippings.
I felt really grossed out by it, took them out of my mouth, put them on the edge of the plate, my stomach churned a bit, and then I ate the rest of the sub.

I figure, if they really were toenail clippings, what could I do about it?

 

[Nathan]

I'm 90% sure that one time when I ordered a sub from this place down the street, they put toenails in it.
I was eating and hit these hard nasty things that looked a lot like big toenail clippings.
I felt really grossed out by it, took them out of my mouth, put them on the edge of the plate, my stomach churned a bit, and then I ate the rest of the sub.

I figure, if they really were toenail clippings, what could I do about it?

I'd have made them a sub at my house then put like rabbit feces all in it then go give it to them cause that isn't suspicious at all...trust me.

 

[Bullit]

Depends. Do you wear them?

I wear Depends daily.
I swear, if I could take back all those years of shooting tennis balls out my ass I would. But how else ya gonna pay for college?