WELL? Could we please spend our time infatuating over more interesting topics?
Bacon, perhaps. Or maybe Dr. Scholl inserts.
Bacon, perhaps. Or maybe Dr. Scholl inserts.
the-short-one said:Things I find more interesting than Johnny:
Hammy's snail
Sugarplum's boobs
GF's gut
frisky's superman thong
Jens beer runs
SoKlue's kitty

WELL? Could we please spend our time infatuating over more interesting topics?
Bacon, perhaps. Or maybe Dr. Scholl inserts.
the-short-one said:Things I find more interesting than Johnny:
Hammy's snail
Sugarplum's boobs
GF's gut
frisky's superman thong
Jens beer runs
SoKlue's kitty
jenscats5 said:BEER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
:runs out door:

Johnnny said:theshortone
Do you have something against my prescence?
Johnnny said:theshortone
What does that mean?
the-short-one said:i live vicariously through you.![]()

the-short-one said:dude. what's with the penis pictures in your gallery. i find you extremely creepy.
Sugarplum said:don't you like the ones titled "flaccid"?
dude. what's with the penis pictures in your gallery. i find you extremely creepy.
the-short-one said:dude. what's with the penis pictures in your gallery. i find you extremely creepy.
Johnnny said:theshortone
Why am I creep?
A few of the ladies including Yasmina asked me to show them my balls in the pic's of men section for women to look at.
If you look through that section of the forum, I've seem a few members post pic's of their package & naked pic's of themselves.
So I guess they are all creep to?
Johnnny said:Theshortone
Take a look at these threads with pic's of other male members
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=360682
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=358353
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332742
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=336094
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333540
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=301429
So shortone are these ppl all creep as well?
Do you realize that every poster you linked to has ZERO or close to ZERO karma? They're all newbie freaks like you who just want to post pictures of their wankers to get off. AND - most of the posted pics are of GAY men looking for other GAY men.
With the exception of your link #4. Mr. Db isn't even posting a real picture of himself. It's someone elses. He's making fun of them
HumorMe said:Tits and ass are easier on the eyes.
Tits and ass are easier on the eyes.
Johnnny said:HumorMe
For a man to look at.
Besides if the ladies didn't want me to post them, than why did they ask me to?
Maybe they were gay men posing as women.
Johnnny said:HumorMe
So superqt4u2nv & Yasmina are really men posing as women?
I doubt that.


Ahemmm...... Johnny who???
What the hell is that in your gallery?
I bet your bombard women with unwelcome PMs to look at your photos....
Johnnny said:trojana
Naw sorry not my style.
I only sent 2 PM's to 2 members who asked to see my pic's![]()
Johnnny said:trojana
Naw sorry not my style.
I only sent 2 PM's to 2 members who asked to see my pic's![]()
Johnny boy, that smilie makes me doubt you...
Please tell the truth!
You sent unsolicited PMs to members of the board to advertise your organ!!!
Now every woman and man can see it, have you no shame?
Johnnny said:HumorMe
So superqt4u2nv & Yasmina are really men posing as women?
I doubt that.
Johnnny said:theshortone
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I personally think you are insecure with your sexuality no offense.
You are such a hippocrate.
Many of the female members here post naked pic's of themselves showing their tits & ass to us all to see.
Yet I show a pic of myself & I'm a freak.
Totally contradicting & hippocritical IMO.
Sorry but that's how I feel.
Then tell the ladies to take down their naked pic's & I will take down my pic's.
Yarg! said:she cant be a hipocrite untill she has posted a cock shot of her own ( creepy). the last time i checked, females dont come with one. good luck with that johnnny.
No, she changed her name to Trojana. Who else calls a penis an 'organ'geoboy said:It's a well known fact that yasmina was a transsexual. she left the site after she was found out.
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Trojana said:You sent unsolicited PMs to members of the board to advertise your organ!!!
she cant be a hipocrite untill she has posted a cock shot of her own ( creepy). the last time i checked, females dont come with one. good luck with that johnnny.
I personally think you are insecure with your sexuality no offense.
Many of the female members here post naked pic's of themselves showing their tits & ass to us all to see.
Yet I show a pic of myself & I'm a freak.
Totally contradicting & hippocritical IMO.
Hey Johnnny.....
You know what a BIB hanger is?
Johnnny said:yarg!
Are you saying that I'm into transexuals or gay?
You should bite your tongue before you say such things until you know someone. I am not gay nor am I into transexuals.
Have you ever heard the expression "exit only"?
I did not mean that I was saying theshortone was a transexual.
What I said was
Meaning that's why she has issues looking at naked men's packages.
Most %100 pure women I know & have been with enjoy looking at a nice male package. They've told me that women who say they don't like looking at naked men or their package's are either lying & really do enjoy it but don't want to look bad, or they have sexuality issues.
For example, maybe they're religious & think sex is bad, maybe their parents put negative ideas about sex in general into their head while growing up, maybe they are virgins & just very shy &/or scared, or maybe they don't get laid a lot for whatever reason so they have insecurities regarding sexual matters or images of sex.
This is what I meant by me thinking theshortone has sexual insecurities.
There's no implications of me saying she has a cock.
& what I also said regarding her being a hippocrate
There's no implications of me saying she has a cock.
You are clueless.
What I'm saying is she calls me a freak for posting naked pic's of myself while more than half the women of the forum post naked pic's of themselves.
I'm sure there are some ppl who find it offensive, not many LOL, but I'm sure there are some.
I personally think you don't read or understand things very well.
you are an idiot. i dont know how u can managed to pull the transexual thing from what i said. here let me explain it to u again, more slowly. a hypocrite is someone who criticizes u for doing something when he/or she does it himself. or someone who professes to a belief that is not theirs. i am not gonna use the latter definition in your case. since a hypocrite is someone who criticizes u for doing something (in this case, someone is theshortone, u would be johnnny and the criticism would be the penis pics), she would be a hypocrite if she had posted penis pics of herself prior to criticizing you. however, since theshortone is a female, that would make her unable to post a cock picture ( am i getting thru to you get all??). thus, because of this shortcoming, she cannot be a hypocrite.
Johnnny said:TheShortOne
You didn't answer my question?
Do you have something against my prescence?
jackangel said:word to the not-so-wise:
arguing with a retard makes you a retard.
arguing with an aritifical retard makes you something that i don't have a word for yet.
jackangel said:word to the not-so-wise:
arguing with a retard makes you a retard.
arguing with an aritifical retard makes you something that i don't have a word for yet.
geoboy said:Dooooood......
don't be a wet blanket. this is an important thread.
So far we learned that yasmina was a transsexual and the-short-one doesnt like small penises.
let it blossom![]()
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CanadianCutie said:Some how.. when geo walks into the thread.. we forget all bout Johnny![]()
, and 
geoboy said:Dooooood......
don't be a wet blanket. this is an important thread.
So far we learned that yasmina was a transsexual and the-short-one doesnt like small penises.
let it blossom![]()
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jackangel said:one more battle within my crusade against stupidity.
i plan on fighting and defeating myself in the final act.
Even though i don't want to go out with you.. i missed you![]()
She sure as hell looked like one. ~EDITED~Johnnny said:So Yasmina is a transexual?
OK, Vitamin K and Arnica for discoloration. It's not natural.Johnnny said:Ulcasterdropout
No I have no idea.
I figured...Johnnny said:As I said earlier exit only I am %100 straight heterosexual.
I saw, she's hot. You fucked upJohnnny said:If any of you newbies haven't read I just got out of a 2.5yr relationship with the blond in my gallery & I'm looking for a new woman.
Johnnny said:Yarg!
I know what a hippocrate (it's with an I btw).
Johnnny said:Yarg!
I know what a hippocrate (it's with an I btw).
I was calling her a hippocrate for criticising me for posting pic's of my package.
I called her a hippocrate b/c they (the females on this board) post naked pic's of themselves here on this gallery.
My point is, it's okay for the ladies to post naked pic's for us men to look at, but it's not okay for me to post naked pic's of myself for the ladies to look at.
That is the real point.
BrothaBill said:
spongebob said:![]()
this smiley really has no significance here other then the fact that ive never used it, for that matter ive never even seen the damn thing.

IronMagazine.com said:
stu21Ldn said:we dont want johnnny you can keep him
just a bit of extra info - http://www.plentyoffish.com/member224718.htm
poor guyBrothaBill said:Taken from IM
Originally Posted by Johnnny
I Johnnny was immature.
I am sorry for posing
I also want to apologize for lashing out to you and anyone else as I get angry sometimes b/c of what I take
I wouldn't be surprised if someone here comes on this thread and says I'm not real but I am.
I do these immature things because I am alone a lot and need more friends. My periods of rage have scared them away. And I don't have a girlfriend to spend time with either so I do these immature things for entertainment.
I want to apologize.
BrothaBill said:Taken from IM
Originally Posted by Johnnny
I Johnnny was immature.
I am sorry for posing
I also want to apologize for lashing out to you and anyone else as I get angry sometimes b/c of what I take
I wouldn't be surprised if someone here comes on this thread and says I'm not real but I am.
I do these immature things because I am alone a lot and need more friends. My periods of rage have scared them away. And I don't have a girlfriend to spend time with either so I do these immature things for entertainment.
I want to apologize.
Ulcasterdropout said:LOL...I love it.
State? He is Canadian
I think I know which partTrojana said:Sorry
I thought he was American.
Anyway he looks nice!!!![]()
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Yeah OK. I saw the gallery...Trojana said:hush, you don't know then
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Taken from IM
Originally Posted by Johnnny
I Johnnny was immature.
I am sorry for posing
I also want to apologize for lashing out to you and anyone else as I get angry sometimes b/c of what I take
I wouldn't be surprised if someone here comes on this thread and says I'm not real but I am.
I do these immature things because I am alone a lot and need more friends. My periods of rage have scared them away. And I don't have a girlfriend to spend time with either so I do these immature things for entertainment.
I want to apologize.
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