What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?

[KnoXville]

this look infected?

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

Please don't cum on me. Thank you.

 

[DownUnder23]

i shit myself!

 

[AAP]

Pop this zit?

Wanna trade places?

Here's the strapon.

Is WWE on?

 

[jesus 2]

"i changed sex."

this pussy not real.

 

[knight69]

is it in!!

 

[-SD-]

I love you.

 

[rnch]

"the condom broke"

 

[supersizeme]

right there, broly

 

[Yenko]

be guiet sissy