Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below I was talking with a friend today about the stupid shit we've done to get bigger--I was about 16 years old and I worked at a grocery store in Salinas. The biggest mofo in town shopped there and I always watched what he bought. All the obvious shit like beef, chicken, rice etc.-but he also bought a shit load of enfamil(baby formula). Yep, you guessed it, my dumbass started drinking fucking enfamil thinking this was some big secret bodybuilding food. About 4 months later, I met another bodybuilder who knew him well. I asked him about enfamil and he laughed his ass off-the dude was raising his twin nephews. So I drank baby formula for 4 months and felt like a fucking idiot but now I can laugh about it.
What's the STUPIDEST thing you've done as a bodybuilder?
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In highschool I was obsessed with supplements. Tried everything from test boosters, creatine pretty much anything that the guy at gnc recommended. One day I spent $180 bucks on a weithgainer 5million 15lb tub, creatine, glutimine and some stuff that I can't even remember. It was gold card week and I had the cash so what the heck. I even bought a blender to mix all this shit in. I dumped the equivelant of 300 grams of protein and 30 grams of creatine into the blender and it nearly filled the blender. So I made 3-4 smaller servings. After everything was said and done I drank about 3/4 of a gallon of milk with the protein mixed in. It took me about an hour and a half to sip the paste down but I knew I was gunna be huge. About 3 hours later I went to lift. After my first set of squats, I felt an urge to vomit. Needles to say I didn't make it to the restroom. I later pawned off most of the garbage I bought to freshman.
BigCracker
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Chris Cormier, my BFF(best friend forever) recommended that I eat 6 boiled chickens a day and masturbate every 2 hrs while listening to the song YMCA by The Village People. Supposedly it increases natural test levels more than eating raw bull testicles and taking creatine combined.
mendo
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Stupidest thing I've done is "bulk" on pure crap, like junk food and fast food all the time. Lots of sugar and processed carbs, and saturated fat. I used to do that a lot back in the day. I'm a natural endo and shouldn't be eating a bulking diet anyway, let alone 6000 cals of shit food. It was a bitch to lose all that extra fat. Fuckin stupid!
BigCracker
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rick_hfh said:
I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred is another hard gainer's wet dream.
nuthinbutagoodtym
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Bought Cybergenics when I was about 16.
about $300 at the time
about $300 at the time
Prizz
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mendo said:
Yeah, I did the same kind of thing when I was 18yrs old, and 1st started trying to get bigger...... I bought these information books about BBing, and they said to BULK up for a few weeks, then CUT up for a few weeks...... The bulking up portion involved eating THOUSANDS of calories per day..... I didn't know I was Endomorphic back then, and started eating SO MUCH FOOD.... Was making weight gainer drinks with Ice Cream.... Would stop between work and school, and buy a Quart of Chocolate Milk like 3 times per day..... I was shitting so much back then, farting so much, and got HUGE..... I gained alot of Muscle, and alot of FAT too..... I remember wondering why I was getting so fat too.... There wasn't much info back then about diet, cardio, and body types really..... Glad the internet is out now.....
rizz
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